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more about #watchout more comments → raincoaster: Five bucks says this fearsome Giant Shithawk was developed by the VERY SAME mad scientist who came up with the Spider That Ate NASA. #watchout more » pureblarney: Hitchcock could never have predicted it! #watchout more » TheBusinessGuy: Keep fucking that seagull! Actually, at that size, you probably could. #watchout more » AlfaCharger: Mine! Mine! Mine! #watchout more » misslinda: Did you ever consider that it might just be a very tiny newscaster? #watchout more » MrInBetween: The Giant Seagull has a bigger brain than Hitchiner. Sign him up! #watchout more » ukuleleme: Heh. Birdened. #watchout more » Rumpelstilskin: #OurNewOverlords #watchout more » WhiteMan'sBourbon: Well, they say the camera adds ten pounds. #watchout more » Thatcornellguy: LOLGull! #watchout more » The Recession Is Over: I know the guy is a billionaire but check out his list of vehicles that are on that page. There are a dozen Benz and about two dozen other cars. Tha... more » Maura Johnston: The VH1 show "Fabulous Life Of Wall Street Billionaires," featuring this guy and all his exploits, aired last week. Curiously, it was not updated to r... more » heartbreakturnip: "Hey Lady Jailer behind the camera. Looking good! How young are you?" more » Mount_Prion: His face says it was worth it. more » JacquesPaysan: Hamilton: "Shark Cops" sounds like a hit show to me. You could probably pitch the idea on the title alone. more » -
#videuhoh
Gigantic Seagull Stalks Newsman
Look out behind you, Australian newscaster Peter Hitchiner; it's the world's hugest fucking seagull. Right behind you. [Thanks, A.] -
#mugshots
Jeffrey Epstein Cannot Look Somber
Newly-released billionaire massage aficionado and Ron Burkle pal Jeffrey Epstein is officially a registered sex offender in Florida. His brand new "Sexual Offender/ Predator Flyer" also includes a map to his house! Smirk less, Jeffrey. [Cityfile] -
#behindyou
Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
Great White Sharks are exactly like Jeffrey Dahmer except they have fins and swim in the ocean and use their jagged gaping jaws as weapons, says a new report from scientists who were never heard from again. More » -
#watchout
Toby Young Hit by Car
Vaguely annoying Brit writer and Top Chef judge Toby Young was hit by a car while riding his bike in London last week, but he's going to be okay. Here, his busted head. [Toby's blog]
