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katemonster: How has no one acknowledged Jonathan Funke's name? 500 points for sharing a name with the world's most famous Blue Man* and the world's first analrapi... more »
Baroness: Aw, what adorable nerds. The "Trek" couple are a refreshing change from the Westminster Kennel Club-like trotting out of lineage and credentials comp... more »
hortense: They should really have a 12-step program for "Say Yes To The Dress" addiction. Once I turn it on, I can't turn it off, even if it's a rerun, which i... more »
MattGaymon: It, had, ta be, yooou. I'm singin ta Phyllis! Ain't I, baby.. more »
Lysergic Asset: "...her father was the lead counsel in a 1962 landmark case that ended state-prescribed prayer in public schools, and her mother's father was involved... more »
Bunsy: I LOVE Susan Mendik, I don't know why. She seems very cool. Plus, the golf thing -- plus 10. more »
adiam7: I just read Bess Rattray Vogue piece on her adoption of her baby in some article that was admonishing Madonna for her adoption of her children from a ... more »
Tammany_Fall: Methinks Bess Rattray is a crafty wench. Grew up on the beach, descended from whalers, and then suddenly needs a sailing lesson in Maine? Something te... more »
adiam7: That rap is hilarious. I loved the name Rainbow Corcoran, normally I would also give her points for the Universal Life minister but since discoverin... more »
ninety_nine: I refuse to follow links from this column, as much as I love it (it's like a cat that jumps into your lap every Sunday and then pukes the worst of Eas... more »
DevilsAvocadoRedux: I'm always astounded by the people who choose U2's 'Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' for their bridal dance. I mean - have they ever listened... more »
snugbug: Re: the "copy editing error in the lede of the Times piece" for Mark + Mia: "One ride ended in a car crash, leaving him a paralyzed in his senior yea... more »
kdonovan94001: I learn so much about the East Coast from the Weddings section. I guess Camp Trin-Trin is an endearment for Trinity College the way the University of ... more »
MattGaymon: Oo, 'laconic Welshman' is the new 'cellar door.' more »
DahlELama: Hey, God? I would like to look like that sixty-year-old woman as a gift for my upcoming twenty-sixth birthday. Thanks. Also, this is the most I have ... more »

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Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Star Trek Weddings On Thanksgiving Weekend? Live Long and Prenup!

Don't mistake a tryptophan coma for Phyllis Nefler's mellow; Thanksgiving weekend involves sitting in Mama Nefler's basement and packing a round of the NYT Weddings & Celebrations. This week: Trekkies, West Wing fans, and Scopes Monkey celebrities. More »
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Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Gawker Weddings Get All Gangsta

Awww yeeeah. Did you know people are rapping at weddings? You KNOW what this means. Phyllis Nefler's gonna throw down on some sick rhymes over Robert Woletz-produced beat of the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations. Let the beat build, Phyllis: More »
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Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Gawker Weddings and Their First Wedding ~~Conspiracy~~ Trend

If love is a battlefield, and weddings are your infantry missions, Phyllis Nefler is Sherman, burning up the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations. Well, she just earned her Downfall meme: we've found our first weddings trend. OOH-RAH, Matrimony Marines. More »
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Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling

ChiChi! Joo got the yayo, mane? No boss, we got something better. The addictive shit that is the uncut NYT Weddings & Celebrations section. Our pusherman? Phyllis Nefler, moving mad weight weekly, who dips into the product just for you. More »
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Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: When Your Wedding Makes the 'Off' Weekend

You'll have to excuse Weddings Expert Phyllis Nefler for feeling a little ghoulish today. Like war, the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations breaks for no holiday, including the Tet Offensive of hangovers, but The Vows must go on. They always do. More »
#contests

Let the Battle for the Kushner-Trump Photoshop Contest Winner Begin!
Since we couldn't get the real Jared Kushner/Ivanka Trump wedding photos we asked you to Photoshop some up for us. Now it's time to pick a winner. There's $150 on the line, and you get to vote! More »
#friendofthebride

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump's Gay Friends Want to Sleep with the Help
We might not have gotten their wedding photos (yet?), but we have the next best thing from this week's Kushner-Trump nuptial celebrations: the Craigslist M4M missed connections post. Someone at the reception yesterday got a little flirty with the bartender! More »
#taste

Trump-Kushner Wedding Features Trump Brand of Class
Cindy Adams says that guests at the Jared Kushner-Ivanka Trump wedding received a "pair of small white flip-flops with the tag: 'Ivanka and Jared — what a pair.'" Fine. But what about information on valuable real estate investment opportunities? More »
#contests

Can You Bring the Kushner-Trump Wedding Photos to Life?
So the official wedding pics of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are all over the internet. Boring, right? Yes. If you can make them better, we'll pay you. More »
#love

Let's Break the Kushner-Trump Wedding Photo Monopoly
New York Observer owner Jared Kushner finally wed Ivanka Trump this weekend. Kushner (repped by Rubenstein PR) sold the only wedding photo to the NY Post (also repped by Rubenstein). How tastelessly flacky. We have a better idea. More »
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Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah

You knew this was coming. Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are getting married today. They got covered in the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations pages. This is what happens when you pitch Weddings Expert Phyllis Nefler a fastball down the middle: More »
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Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Feminism's Fallen to Talking Points, But Not White Dresses

Every week, Phyllis Nefler scores the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations pages for the various Times-reading women and gay men who need their own special version of sabermetrics, and the straight men like me who deny reading them. These are Altarcations. More »
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Todd 'Toad' English's Wang Problems: Clarified
We got a tip in this morning clarifying some of the issues that are being studied in the case of Todd English's Cold Feet and Erica Wang. If true, this casts Wang's spin attempts in a considerably more impressive light. More »
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Todd English's Jilted Bride Turns Herself in on Assault Charges
Erica Wang, the woman that celebrity chef Todd English left at the altar and filed assault charges against, marched down to the 13th Precinct to face the music. And she even sent us a statement. The PR war rages on! More »
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Celebrity chef Todd English filed abuse charges against jilted bride. But you knew that already.
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Spin War Intensifies Between Todd English and His Jilted Bride-to-Be
We received a tips that not only is celebrity chef Todd English sporting a shiner, he's also filing assault charges today against Erica Wang, the bride he left at the altar last weekend. This might ruin her book deal! More »
#cults

Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says
If you didn't get married to someone you don't know in a sea of 20,000 cult members yesterday, you may have missed your chance. It looks like the Reverend Sun Myung Moon has performed his final mass wedding. More »
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Todd English's Cold Feet Wedding Scandal: Prenups, Press Plays, and Domestic Abuse
Last week, we reported on celebrity chef Todd English ditching his bride at the altar, and the bridal party spinning their story to the Post. Forget the "maybe." It was total spin, to prepare for battle: pre-nups and abuse allegations. More »
#altarcations

Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: The Kerry/Dubya Rivalry, Extended

Do you remember the bloody battle between Dubya and Kerry? Phyllis Nefler does. So do the NYT's bitchy Weddings & Celebrations editors, who love a juicy broadsheet when they can make one. The battle royale continues. Also, look: meerkats! More »
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Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Mustache Rides and Moneyed Marriage
Altarcations are birthing friendships from our loins. Wonder if Phyllis Nefler will help this week's NYT Weddings & Celebrations elite fraternize over love of pervy facial hair and difficulties paying for pricey gay marriages. Bonds: we make them happen. More »

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