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more about #wegetemails more comments → iplaudius: Dial #mymymybutt — that’s pound my my my butt. #infomercials more » Spirit Fingers: Exactly. How does one explain not having some of this in their pockets? So what? Your ass is just out all day, without spray, coming in close contact... more » Awesome X: "I added the +my my my butt" as an after thought. That's what we're really paid to do...." He should be a magazine editor. #infomercials more » TheSometimesWhy: Reading this post brings to mind the classic Patsy Cline song "Don't It Make My Brown-Eye Blue." #infomercials more » AzureTexan: "I was handing the guy a tool and positioned myself so that I would have to cross his hind-quarters..." Six weeks after ordering, I received somethin... more » Mike Byhoff: (the green stuff was added in post...of course.) So green fumes don't come out of people's butts? I don't know what to believe anymore. #infomercials more » Fry_Bread_Power: I suggest you get out of Land O'Lakes, FL, Lanny. The only people making money there are comely Indian maidens selling butter. #infomercials more » depardoo: I'm now using Aspray, Sphincterine and Fresh Balls. Got it all covered. #infomercials more » Miss Anita Manbadly: I think the email writer was quite generous to let us all know that Tucker Max can write, for shit. Imagine what this pasty marvel could do if he wou... more » random_play: I originally read this as, "Tucker Max Could Have Defecated Obama". Coincidence? Or Conspiracy?? #tuckermax more » secretagentman: Am I getting this right, he doesn't like Obama and blames hippie kids for him being in office? And hippie kids let 9/11 happen? Damn dude, why are YOU... more » beefer: Hey, thanks Future Assistant Brand Manager at America's #4 Paint Company! Without your hilarious email, I would never have read the original piece, wh... more » Raoul Duke: 9/11 was the hippies fault #tuckermax more » Dr. Nick: Tucker Max: Lame You Can Believe In #tuckermax more » iplaudius: Hmm. I think I’ll wait for a response Sent via iPhone before I make my final judgment call on this issue. #tuckermax more » -
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Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
Have you been wondering what "Lanny F." has been up to since he starred in the infomercial for the butt-odor-removing product Aspray? Fortunately for you, he has emailed us. More » -
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Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
Because we strive for balance in strident denunciations, here is an email from some Tucker Max fan: More » -
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Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
One of this week's Conde Nast layoff victims has emailed us with a harrowing inside look at the human cost of magazine death. She seems ready to snap. Her email, in full, below: More » -
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Pete Wentz Would Like to Twitter about Taking His Family to the Zoo in Peace
Yesterday, we ran one of our Gawker Stalker sightings about Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson taking their oddly named offspring Bronx Mowgli to Central Park. Man, is Pete pissed. More » -
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Brangelina Pregnant Again, Says Springfield Movie-Theater-Line Gossip
The rumor we heard about Brad Pitt knocking up Angelina Jolie isn't the most reliably sourced, but it is the most adorably sourced. More » -
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Farewell, Douchebag
A reader recently suggested that the time has come to retire the term douchebag. We agree. It's been a dear friend, but it's time to find a new word to describe the people we despise. More » -
