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more about #wehateyourchildren more comments → mimigoliath: 1. Twitter is getting way too powerful. "Conflicting Twitter reports"? Is this where news comes from? Justin Bieber's Twitter feed? 2. That video: Wh... more » Mo MoDo: At 3:20 in the video, the girl whispers the words every 15-year-old longs to hear, "Oral on the swingsets in five minutes." more » miss_msry: Shit, who knew this generation had a summer of 1969 in them. Go for it. And Foster, you have outdone yourself. more » raincoaster: He's our secret weapon, the Bringer of Apocalypse. Congratulations, America, you get to start the Rapture. more » Trai_Dep: If only we could corral the Jonas Brothers, the male cast of Twilight II and Justin Bieber in the same Jersy mall at the same time, the US would be ab... more » Iamdoingit: This kid is going to be ugly when he grows up. I just can tell by his face right now. He looks like Miley Cyrus. more » Brian Moylan: Foster, you are such a dick. I just listened to that entire song and kind of liked it. That is such mean thing to do. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: @fosterkamer: Also, Abercrombie Kids????? The local mall here doesn't have one. Are the store photos of shirtless 12yos?????? Cuz that's like totally ... more » Magister: I can attest that even thirty years ago, pretty boys have always gotten more than their share of teen-aged girls. It's that whole "sensitive" thing an... more » badasscat: As someone who lives pretty close to this mall and visits it occasionally, the funniest thing to me about the whole thing is that all these pictures a... more » Richard Lawson: This article blessedly acknowledges the most important fact about Mr. Bieber. The kid's Canadian. This pipsqueak is a goddamned Cannuck. more » Xmas in July: I was there on Friday to buy sneakers, and it was an absolute riot. Once the announcement came that it was canceled, the tweens started hysterically c... more » takeouteurotrash: Some of those that sing verses are the same that ditch appearances. Killing in the name of... ...Canada. [Usher, rippin' the vinyl on his technics... more » belltolls: So, Justin Bieber (?) is more popular than Sarah Palin! When Sarah hopped her bus and skipped signing books in Indiana or Ohio or somewhere, the crowd... more » Poop Cooper: That's when the looting started. "We've been completely decimated," a manager from Gap Kids told police on the scene. "This bucket used to hold hoop... more » -
#riots
The Long Island Tween Justin Bieber Riot of '09: Pandemonium, Arrests, Terror-Tweeting
Do you know what a Justin Bieber is? You should: the 15 year-old star was read the riot act as 3,000 fans/parents descended on a Long Island mall, where his appearance had to be canceled. Fights! Chaos! Teenagers! RIOT! More » -
#wehateyourchildren
Joel Stein's Wife Wanted Your Kid to Catch Hepatitis from Her Kid
Nice work, Joel Stein. You really threw the missus under the bus this time, as you explain the trend of new-age-y anti-vaccination parents hitting home. More » -
#sewercreatures
The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
T.A.W., shit: texting and walking is dangerous! You know you've done it. But how dangerous is your reluctance to stop and engage in singular activities? If you're to learn anything from the youth of Staten Island, very. And there's video! More » -
#journalismism
These Teens Are Our Sorry Future
NBC's Today this morning introduced us to some tech-addled teens who were helpless without their mobile phones. Let's all point and laugh, and cry. More » -
