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more about #why more comments → momo: Is henchhack a word? Can it be? more » RachelSklar: Oh, for fuck's sake, indeed. Remember when you interviewed me for PR Week, Hamilton? You know, when you worked there? Back then, I told you that I lik... more » abettertomorrow: well, based on the sponsored post, which I did read (thanks Gawker!) it's hard to tell which loathes the other more, publicists or reporters... Which... more » Anthony De Rosa: Let he who is without Bloodcopy on their hands throw the first stone. more » jasonelias: Yeah and Peter Bergman just happened to like Vicks Formula 44. more » Aaron Altman: Is this like the tweeted equivalent of only halfway throwing up? more » bytememehard: A little bit smirky-looking there, isn't he? more » Colonel Mustard: You think this looks bad? You should have seen the hordes of tween girls they had to turn away at the door last year when Wilford Brimley was testify... more » Vanilla_Ninja: Yeah, he's not the cute one. He's the average one. But that guy in the picture reminds me of the old pedophile from family guy more » Nice Beaver: Some of those young gals seem like they're trying the old "develop Type 2 Diabetes to meet a Jonas Brother" trick. Also, I think Mary Tyler Moore is p... more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: Everyone can just simmer down. These Jonas boys are all promise-ringed. "To respect the girls." more » Airvault: Dude! Is that MTM? more » I Love New Jersey: No doubt there were several senators thinking some impure thoughts about him. more » Thatcornellguy: OMFGZZZZZ FRANK R. LAUTENBERG!!!!!!!!! *swoon* more » Paul.B.Dodd: Who's that old guy with the kid in the pic? He looks entirely too happy to be there. Actually he kind of looks like Aaron Spelling. more » -
#really
Come On
Mediaite henchperson Rachel Sklar: "No one is paying me to tweet this out from my personal Twitter. I just happen to like this sponsored post. [LINK]." For fuck's sake. -
#tweens
Jonas Bro Invades DC, Befriends Old Men
Nick Jonas (not the ugly one) (but notthe cute one?) testified on Capitol Hill today, and guess who acted like a bunch of tween girls: the mothers of tween girls, and the DC press corps. And a Senator! More » -
#why
Ok, Sure, Have a Hip Hop Roundtable, Atlantic
"In an email roundtable, Atlantic correspondent and Vassar College assistant professor professor Hua Hsu, frequent Atlantic.com culture contributor Alyssa Rosenberg, and Government Executive staff correspondent Gautham Nagesh discuss rap's future in the age of Obama." [XXLThe Atlantic] -
#no
Quizno's: Taste the Poop
Yes, Quizno's Submarine Sandwich Shoppe is run by oven-lusting sex pervs, but guess what, Quizno's: you have crossed the line by allowing 2 Girls, 1 Cup to be associated with your sandwiches. Think, you fools. More » -
#clowncaucus
In Case You Were Wondering What Rush Limbaugh Would Look Like as a Juggalo
Hey, Internet, what is this you have for us? Oh, good, it is a series of terrifying portraits of members of the GOP painted to resemble clowns. Thanks. [Flickr via bb] -
#notouching
Kevin Spacey Hanging Out With Jack Abramoff
Famous actor Kevin Spacey is going to prison! To... interview criminal lobbyist Jack Abramoff. For an upcoming film. A film that sounds just weird. More » -
#why
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Fox Business Network Band
Hey, it's Mike Huckabee and "The Fox Business Network Band" playing "Learn to Fly." We're pretty sure we saw these guys play after GB Leighton on TC Muzique back in '96. -
#oversharing
Do Not Think About Possible Jakob Lodwick Sex Pics
Internet fameball and brand new blogger Jake Lodwick maybe posted a sex picture of himself? Unfortunately we are obligated by fate to bring this to you. Compare and contrast if you want to (don't): More » -
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#why
Someone Wants to Test Bill Kristol's Intellectual Mettle by Matching Him Against Matt Damon
Ok, great, this is happening now: Drudge Report operative Andrew Breitbart wants to pay Matt Damon $100,000 to "debate Bill Kristol," for serious, about the war. This is to prove that liberals are stupid. More » -
#why
Nancy Pelosi, Crazy Internet Cat Lady
The internet took over House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office, and her Youtube account, and the video evidence (cats! everywhere!) will shock you. More » -
#celebrityscience
Celebrity Vacations of Doom: Bonnie Fuller Explains
Oh hey, former celebrity magazine editor Bonnie Fuller is still writing some of the internet's columns most inexplicable columns, about celebrity issues. Today she answers the secret question: Why do celebs always die on vacation? More »
