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more about #williamshatner more comments → pureblarney: Please live forever, William Shatner. #levijohnston more » CumaeanSibyl: Does Playgirl do flaccid, erect, or both? I'm sure there are folks out there who prefer the former, but I'm not sure if they're a niche fetish group o... more » Matt Cherette: I'm glad that at least some people here (i.e. Brian, for one) are intuitive enough to know that the Twitter account is a fake. There was a post on it... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: If, mirabile dicktu!, it turns out to be too big, give it a good "Moylan." #levijohnston more » Steverino Begins: He totally could have gone on Conan, read the tweets, and played it off as a joke. Just read them with a hunky smile, then as they're fading to commer... more » MissNormaDesmond: Your deadpan writing skills are top notch, Ryan. more » onebadclam: Hot Asian cheerleader is the logical choice of a rational consumer. This woman is being unfairly maligned. more » cheesebubble: If you require a good 'n' crazy, incoherent, grammar and spelling abomination, then follow Courtney Love on Twitter. more » SandhyaCougar: Hmmm. Is that a tongueI see in Gawker's cheek, or do they honestly not know that Jenny Lawson is one of the funniest, most gifted writers in the blogo... more » thebloggess: I'm actually a little honored to be called a psycho by Gawker. I usually get "harmless lunatic". "Psycho" sounds much more dangerous and kind of res... more » TruthBeTold: Do you know what the definition of a psycho is? For an actual psychopath try more along the lines of Dick Cheney. A person who lacks genuine human emo... more » RandomLunatic: Y'all missed the fun when the Bloggess was approached by a rep for Lisa Whelchel (Blair from The Facts of Life). more » RandomLunatic: Jenny Lawson is one of the funniest people on teh Internets, seriously. Only "mommy blogger" I'd ever read, that's for sure. You all should give her a... more » Pepperoncina: She's hilarious, and on crazy pills. Imagine, someone this crazy is actually on the low end of her crazy spectrum! her name is Jenny, her blog is hila... more » raincoaster: She's way funnier than Shatner over 140 characters. You will learn this, grasshopper. more » -
#levisjohnstonwatch
Levi's Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges, Conan Jokes, and Shoot Details
It's been quite a day for Levi Johnston. First Page Six speculated about the size of his wang, and now he is furious with NBC over a skit Conan and William Shatner did based on his fake Twitter account. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Psychos Are the Most Interesting Things on Twitter
It's now scientifically proven: 40 percent of Twitter is "pointless babble," and the rest is mainly replies to pointless babble, and spam. But there are a few very interesting tweeters; they scare the hell out of celebrities like William Shatner.
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#sarahpalin
'No Rain, No Rainbow'
On Monday night Conan had William Shatner on the Tonight Show to conduct a dramatic reading of a particularly poetic prose passage from Sarah Palin's resignation speech. Tonight Shatner returned to conduct another dramatic reading of Palin tweets. More » -
#poetry
North to the Future
Last night, Conan O'Brien staged a dramatic reading of Sarah Palin's farewell speech/mad triumphant soul-cry as read by William Shatner and accompanied by bongos and stand-up bass. More » -
#gossiproundup
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
Brad and Angelina want to move to the Upper West Side, I'd prefer they didn't. Shirley Jones wants to get naked; same. Piven's a perv, Shatner's sad, Paul McCartney sucks, Stevie Wonder does blow! Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#heroes
William Shatner Mimes Masturbation, Flicks Off Conan on Tonight Show
William Shatner, looking bloated, red-faced, sweating, and acting as though he was either high or drunk or both, was a guest for the ages on Conan's Tonight Show tonight. God bless him. More » -
#williamshatner
William Shatner: 'George Takei Needs To Be Vetted Like A Horse'
William Shatner's obsession with George Takei reared its ugly head once more on the YouTube talk show he co-hosts with his daughter. More » -
