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more about #wolfblitzer more comments → Bos'un's Mate: Appalled! Shocked! Comedy! #boyintheballoon more » AndIAmTellingYou: Out of the mouths of babes and fools... #boyintheballoon more » Tremonius: Once a long time ago a strange gent hooked a series of weather balloons to his lawnchair and rose higher and higher until the pilot of an in-coming fl... more » Tremonius: Love 'em. We were looking at a house up in the hills one fine summer, and hearing from the owner how her husband was just so weary of the drive to wor... more » bess marvin, girl detective: Great thing about kids and that honesty thing. #boyintheballoon more » katastic: Oh, wow. This whole time I thought those dismissing it as a hoax were cynical, judgemental jerks. MY BAD, INTERNET. #balloonboy more » Trai_Dep: Geezus, I hope the kid never falls down a well, because America's reservoir of sympathy (and belief) is now officially bone-dry. #balloonboy more » Seeräuber Jenny: The thought that this was a hoax flashed through my mind for a second but I dismissed it. No wonder I'm so effing cynical. #balloonboy more » topsy: I can't believe its them!!! Oh my God! I was just reading the comments, I haven't really followed the story and I took a good look at the picture. I... more » RandomLunatic: The parents are failed Hollywood fameballs from back aways. They ran a production co. called - get this - Boxtime Entertainment. #balloonboy more » Judge Chamberlain Haller: The dad has Creepy Thin Man from Charlie's Angels hair. Not to be trusted. more » limber: When you think about it, there wouldn't have been a video screen setup at their house, and the kid clearly couldn't hear Wolf's voice. So it was just... more » Steverino Begins: Ha. That's pretty much the worst thing he could have said. These kids are obviously coachable (based on that instant classic music video), so you'd th... more » MattGaymon: Who is the author? #balloonboy more » Baroness: Christ- the entire MSM is still falling for this "happy ending" feelgood story. I'm listening to the BBC and they're eating it up. Hopefully tomorro... more » -
#videuhoh
Balloon Boy: 'We Did This for the Show'
Well, all the naysayers seem to have been right. Little Falcon Heene, who will now forever be immortalized as the balloon boy who sparked a media sensation, appeared on Larry King tonight and spilled the beans: it was a ruse! More » -
#oldfools
Wolf Blitzer Lost On Jeopardy
If you've watched Wolf Blitzer struggle to ask relevant questions of interviewees or just fill up time with cliches and nonsense you might've gotten the impression that he is not very bright. He did Celebrity Jeopardy to prove you wrong! More » -
#twitterati
Kirstie Alley Conned with Technology for Second Time
Jessica Simpson loved her probably-eaten dog like a child; Kirstie Alley is spending money buying imaginary things and Wolf Blitzer posted a celebrity photo to his new Twitter account. The Twitterati let their emotions guide them. More » -
#importantinterviews
Sarah Palin on CNN: Blah Blah Obama Hates Israel and Wants to Rape My Daughter Blah
Sarah Palin's on the CNN. Thank god she is babbling lies about energy and not talking about rapist late night comedians. For now! No, wait, here comes the bit where she fantasizes about imaginary people threatening to rape her daughter. More » -
#publicitystunts
Ed Henry Was Epic Jerk At Obama Presser For Right Reason: Attention
During last night's presidential press conference, CNN's Ed Henry hurled an incoherent barrage of mostly pointless/redundant questions at Barack Obama, including one randomly involving Obama's daughters. Why? Henry helpfully posted his astonishing explanation.
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#adorable
Anderson Cooper Is Not Your Dancing Monkey Boy
Anderson Cooper isn't about to make a dancing fool of himself with Ellen DeGeneres, like those other TV news anchors, whom he helpfully names. Plus, public displays of ardor just aren't his thing. More » -
#listicle
The Top Ten People Who Should Be Unemployed in a Just 2009
Obviously we live in a cruel and absurd universe of well-rewarded idiocy and undeserved second chances, but if we didn't, these are the ten people you'd meet in the nu-depression's breadlines. More » -
