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more about #women more comments → randomnessish: Eeeww, women having sex? Gross! But, like, 80 year olds taking Viagra? Go ahead! If you've got the seed, sow it! more » raincoaster: Wait till Cosmo gets this story. I still remember their cover line "Does He Bore You? How to Stay Interested!" This will be "Is Your Man Repulsive? P... more » allium: Doc Savage, Man of Melanoma. #science more » CumaeanSibyl: Maybe if we measured "normal" by the average female sex drive, we would all be talking about how to address the crippling problem of male hypersexuali... more » intime: That scary guy is not alive, is he? He looks like a bronze statue. #science more » pollyannacowgirl: There are some very funny comments about the couple in the photo, but I'd love to see more serious comments on this tidbit. When it comes to somethin... more » i'm a bottle: Not only does Flibanserin increase feminine sex drive, it also decreases masculine awkward foreplay. more » gonzosmom: He's really a 98 lb. albino weakling who was photoshopped. #science more » Atilla the Bun: To sleep with that guy....I don't think anyone can make a pill strong enough. #science more » KentuckyBabe: You know whats also normal? old men not getting erections... #science more » se7a7n7: This must be the stuff that Tone Loc was talking about. #science more » TheBusinessGuy: Jewish husbands everywhere, take note. (The old school wife jokes are really the best, aren't they?) #science more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: That guy looks like a terminator with a bad skin job. #science more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: I suppose it wouldn't help my depression level if I kept waking up with unintended men. On the other hand... #science more » Fry_Bread_Power: Dear Miss Manners, I have two wonderful friends who happen to be a couple. They are great company and are always kind and courteous and I enjoy thei... more » -
#sexyscience
Haters Trying to Hate on Sexy Female Sex Pill
Sexy scientists say that they have, for real, no playing, discovered a drug that boosts female sexual desire. Everything is better now! But who's that trying throw salt in your female sex drug game? Haterz! More » -
#higherlearning
Man Punching Woman Fails to Make Ivy League Edgy
It took a punch to the face to make newspapers edgy again. Could a drunken punch to the face (of a woman), after an argument about racism, make the Ivy League edgy, too? One Columbia prof is testing that theory! More » -
#fashion
Spanx: Still Lurking Out There
Women across America continue to wear "Spanx" and "Spanx"-like undergarments despite the fact that "Spanx" are clearly evil, most especially for the women wearing them, and whoever may be around when it's time for them to shed their "Spanx."
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#pressreleaseoftheday
'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'
PR is a discipline that demands the delicate touch of a surgeon and the sober judgment of a sober judge. You can't just wildly issue press releases like, "Hey, We Got a Lady With Two Vaginas Here!" Or can you? More » -
#journalismism
Lady Breasts on the TV!
Sweeps week is coming up, so hey, a TV station in DC just had an idea: Breassstsss! Nekkid breasts on your television screen being beamed straight into your home, uncovered and uncensored! Because of news. More » -
#sexyscience
Get Married, Do Chores, Get Laid Rarely
A new study by love scientists says that married couples that do more housework together have more sex. But! Not so fast, horny chore boy.
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#stalkers
Ali Wise Charged with Being Craziest Ex Ever
Ali Wise, the former Dolce & Gabanna publicist who got in a bit of trouble for hacking into the voicemail of anyone dating her ex-boyfriends, has been charged with four felonies. The true extent of her craziness is absolutely crazy.
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#sexsells
Cunnilingus Pants Really Work
The message of this advertisement: "A lady cums on your pants, so buy these pants." Compelling, in its own special way. [Copyranter] -
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#bullshit
Branding Belies Bravery
Procter & Gamble is bravely helping women in Singapore overcome the cultural taboo associated with menstruation. Its marketing campaign empowers women to understand that periods are nothing to be ashamed of. That's why they named their product "Whisper." [WSJ] -
#toomuch
Today's Hipster Grifter News: Cellmate, Porn
A letter from the Hipster Grifter's cellmate in her Utah jail. Would that be too much, in terms of "Wringing every last ounce from this mystifyingly popular story?" What about a Kari Ferrell pornography job offer? EH? You want it!
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#theyouth
How Are We Empowering Our Tweens Today?
Tween girls: They're not just "sexting" and squealing all the time, as the media would lead you to believe. Instead, they're attending the "National Tween Girl Summit" to overcome juvenile, ignorant media stereotypes and be empowered, like so: More » -
#halloween
#1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
Are Halloween costume makers getting more and more inappropriate by the year, or are young girls actually getting sluttier? Either way, we're not pleased about it. [Whole gallery of disturbing little girl costumes at Blogue] -
#davidletterman
Scandalous Evidence Mounts: Letterman Had Human Emotions, Relationships
Will David Letterman ever live down the shame of being the first American to sleep with someone at work? Let's hope not! Sexxxy Letterman revelations this morning: Another fling, pictured! Dave's alleged Halderman hate rage! And, what will happen tonight?!?
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#mistakes
Dudes Buying Fancy Beds
Just trying to be a normal xenophobic American man these days means constantly fighting back against The System (ladies, etc.) telling us to buy fancy shampoo and fancy underwear, so, hey fellas, do not buy more fancy crap by choice. More » -
#castersemenya
Intersex Lady Runs Fast, Makes Trouble
Caster Semenya is the most important athlete of our generation! The world at large is quite literally in an uproar over the allegations that champion runner lady Caster is "intersex," with testes and no ovaries. Will South Africa go crazy? More » -
#gawkersports
Runner Lady Is a Hermaphrodite!
Whoa, hey, back up, what? We thought it was super crazy that South African sprinter Caster Semenya had to go through complicated tests to prove she's actually a woman, just because she....whoa, she's not actually a woman! More » -
#books
Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
Jesus Christ, do you have any idea how much money there is to be made in the Amish porn business? Lots. And by "Amish porn" we mean "Devilish books in which a lady feels a certain tingle beneath her bonnet." More » -
#gawkersports
Maybe Europeans Should Just Run Faster?
South African lady sprinter Caster Semenya kicked ass as usual at the world championships and her countrymen are saying: 'Stop asking if she is really a girl, Europeans! We don't give you gender tests just because you're pussies.' [AP] -
#gawkersports
Runner Lady Must Take World's Most Complicated Test to Prove She's No Dude!
A sports story that could be of interest to even the non-athletically inclined: Is this superstar lady runner really a fella? And why does a "gender test" take "several weeks" to complete? What are they looking for down there?? More » -
#dating
Paul Janka: 'I Pounced On Her But She Didn't Like It'
Paul Janka! Remember him? "Pickup" "artist" extraordinaire, of the most skeevy, nasty sort. He's still alive, in the world, and writing sexy things about "dating" methods! This recent email blast tells of his romantic trip to bone skanks, in Paris.
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