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more about #woodyallen more comments → miss_msry: Um, BriMo, is Courtney making love to her pipe? Betsey and Martha, OK. The rest, book me on the River Styx ferry to Hell, if you please. more » TheSometimesWhy: Heaven sounds like hell to me. more » Lysergic Asset: If these are the five people you meet in heaven, then how strict are the requirements to get into Hell? more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: Um, Brian... I hate to be one of those copy editing snobs...but Courtney needs more crazy and more typos. more » gobblegirl: The pressure's on, so I'm going to make an official statement: I have not slept with Tiger Woods. So that's one girl down. more » atotalcad: I'd hit it, tape it and spank it while watching the playback. more » cpjones: The only ones that keep track of D or C list status are Kathy Griffin and the CDaN gossip guy. more » amoureuse est heureuse: Sing it Tiger: Course I love you.. I love all y'all Hehehe, hehehe, f'real I love girls, girls, girls, girls Girls, I do adore Yo put your numb... more » Fuzzy Dunlop: In other Woods news, a mystery lady says through her layer . . . Wouldn't that be Woods himself? more » Tart of Darkness: It's way early for me here on the west coast so forgive me for being extremely amused at the idea that women are going around "not denying" they had s... more » Tart of Darkness: No. seriously, I swear this is true. Ever since Tiger Woods' "car accident" the photos that are used to illustrate stories about them show him to be ... more » Pope John Peeps II: Susan Boyle does it to herself. Nobody cares about that carnival sideshow anymore. Her eventual total breakdown and institutionalization will be treat... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You find some dirt in the tips and then go google around for other links to post and neglect to credit the tipster? Classy, Nikki Finke! more » son of spam: Carla being not terrible. I don't think she does emotions though. more » The Fort Hill Blues: I'm liking the New Haven MetroNorth line shout out here. I bet that train is a fucking zoo today. more » -
#strangecompany
These Are the Five People You Meet in Heaven, or at a Plaza Hotel Jazz Concert
What do these five people have in common with Tinsley Mortimer's dad, George Mercer? Absolutely nothing, but they were all witnesses of Michael Fredo's ill-fated jazz set at the Plaza Hotel's Rose Bar. Who in their right mind compiled this guest list? More » -
#gossiproundup
Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
Who hasn't slept with Tiger Woods? An actress who debuted in The Wonder Years, then went on to OMG Stop Tickling Me joins Tiger's stable; Lohan looks surprisingly hot in a faux-threesome; reality stars eat rats. Monday gossip ahoy! More » -
#gossiproundup
Woody Allen Is in Love with Carla Bruni
He loves her so much he cast her in his next movie. Rosie O'Donnel's weird date, Courtney Love in a strip club, and Zac Efron thinks stars are famous. This is the 11:26 Gossip train to New Haven. All aboard! More » -
#gossiproundup
The Erratic Driving Behaviors of Stephanie Pratt are a 'Universally Accessible' Thing
Stephanie Pratt, sister to creepy blondebeard Spencer, got DUI'd. Roman Polanski got out of jail! Kinda. Mickey Rourke, mobster groupie? Penn Badgley should huff paint. Pam Anderson's big train and Tommy Lee's big wang. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#stalker
Woody Allen & Soon-Yi Previn: Madison & 77th Street
Sept. 3 @ 3pm Snapped Woody and wife. They def heard the click, but I had berry out already writing an email when I spotted them. He always looks so miserable... [Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] -
#sadthings
Gus Van Sant's Top Secret New Movie Sounds the Same as All His Old Movies
When Columbia announced their upcoming project with the director, they tried to keep the plot secret. Why bother? The treatment leaked and the movie is full of emo teens, just like everything else he's done (except Milk). More » -
#fridaytan
Eddie, Woody, & Michael: Do We Even Care About Geniuses Anymore?
Eddie Murphy, Woody Allen, Michael Jackson: All indisputable geniuses in the 80s. Hit-or-miss in the 90s. And, at least before the outpouring of adulation for Jackson today, you probably wouldn't want to trade reputations with any of them. More » -
#gossiproundup
The Wintour Of Our Discontent
The infamous Vogue editrix loses her party planner, House as a tranny-nun, Governator Ahnold's real-life action sequence, a sad Hollywood divorce, midgets, gays, nerdy Jews, scary Americans, more Gossip Girl action, and Gary Busey. Presenting your Saturday morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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#opencaption
"I... I Don't Know Where His Hand Is Either."
[Woody Allen arriving at a Manhattan courthouse today, on his way to settling that American Apparel foofaraw. Image via AP] -
#lawsuits
American Apparel Caves to Woody Allen
After all that trash talk, American Apparel has agreed to give Woody Allen $5 million for putting his picture on their skeevy billboard. Pussies! More » -
#criticscornered
Woody Allen's Not-So-Triumphant Return to New York
The director's new film Whatever Works premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival last night, marking his first New York-set feature since fleeing for Europe six years ago. So how did it fare? Not terrifically. More » -
#celebrityscience
Woody Allen Is Feeling Bleak Enough Without Your Judgement
Woody Allen uses the word "tragic" four times in his front-page interview with the New York Observer. Also, "nihilistic," "dreadful," "sad," "malcontent" and "embarrassment." And that's before he gets going about the "appropriate police." More » -
#lawsuits
Woody Allen and Dov Charney Accuse Each Other of Acting Like Each Other
Nobody would be surprised if skeevy American Apparel boss Dov Charney and nebbishy, schoolgirl-stroking Woody Allen turned out to be the same person. So naturally they're in court, accusing each other of the same things. More » -
#traderoundup
Resurrections, Just in Time for Easter
Nicole Kidman and Woody Allen join forces, cable ratings are up, the Kennedys get a conservative treatment, Ian Somerhalder is back, and, just maybe, so is Jesus. More » -
#gossiproundup
A-Rod Hovers Over Madonna's Home Plate
"Cozy" is not the same as "together." But we can still wonder why Owen Wilson is sitting next to Kate Hudson, or if Alex Rodriguez is again flirting with Madonna via the idea of being her neighbor. More » -
#hugeinjapan
Woody Allen, Polish Rock Star
"An audience of almost 3,000 clapped and cheered as Woody Allen and his jazz band gave their first ever concert in Poland on Sunday... He received a standing ovation at the end." [AP]
