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more about #workouts more comments → CumaeanSibyl: So you get washboard abs but the rest of your body is still flabby and fat? That's a hot look. more » Spirit Fingers: As anyone who knows me can attest, I am an "As Seen on TV" junkie, therefore I bought one of these things ten years ago. Let me just say that anything... more » redqueenmeg: So since I'm currently pregnant I will put this on and my WHOLE BABY will be stronger. more » Atilla the Bun: When people across America are found slumped under the hoods of their cars with jumper cables attached to their belly buttons, they will have the WSJ ... more » Crantastic: My physical therapist gave me something similar for use on my quads after I had my ACL replaced. Naturally the first thing I did upon getting it home ... more » AzureTexan: A better method of junk-development is a steady regimen of tantric kegels. more » raincoaster: Meanwhile, the hottest chain in Vangroover is Beard Papa's, a chain of creampuff joints. Giant creampuffs. Prepare yourselves. #fitness more » RollsRoyceRevenge: Okay, as much as a cheeseball as this John Bozeman guy is, am I alone in think him hotter than Cooper Anderson's current rasher of bacon? Elf face an... more » Thatcornellguy: Ugh, I still find it ironic Gawker is running this story when it's advertising delicious Bacon Cheeseburgers from Wendys. How can I fight a war on fa... more » Conchie Birdie: Guess those parents don't know a little lady named Denise Austin. Albeit, my buns, they don't feel nothin' like steel. #fitness more » Anrkist: You could really spice this one up if there was a video of headless fat people walking around. I'm sure the AP has countless hours of such footage. #f... more » graceless: I thought it was a joke, an 8 year old who doesn't know how to ride a bike was a joke. The joke is those parents. No wonder the whole world is beati... more » BettyCrocker: Fitness Made Fugly! Do it for Liiiiiiife! #fitness more » TheExperience: Personal trainer to yuppie parents: Your kid will walk to and from school every day, no longer eat goat cheese omelets for breakfast, and play with th... more » DennyCrane: Kennedy? Nononononono. CROWN Fried Chicken is the real enemy, Hamilton. #fitness more » -
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Electro-Abs Really Work!
Ab scientists say that those electric ab muscle stimulators really do make your abs stronger. Your abs, guys. Only abs. [WSJ] -
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The War on Fat Is a Holy War
America is prepared to sacrifice its own children in order to win the War on Fat, with the help of Jesus, and The Government. More » -
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But What Will Parenthood Mean For Your Yuppie Fitness Routine?
Parenthood these days: It is full of challenges, or so we hear! As a parent, will you be able to successfully continue jogging? And what about your tennis game, and the peer pressure that goes with it? Parenting is hard! More » -
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Gyms Without Trapezes Now Unacceptable
One would think that hard times would drive people to replace their fancy gyms with heavy logs and Super Squats, but nay! New York's busy professionals can scarcely be bothered to consider a gymnasium that is not Cirque Du Soleil-ready. More » -
#hardcore
Killer Cop Trains For War
NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly: "'Once in a while I use that machine the women use,' he says, referring to the Stairmaster." He listens to the Foo Fighters while he's on there. [WSJ] -
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Everybody's Home Doing Tae-Bo by the Gun Cabinet
Here is what is happening in America today: citizens grow obese; paranoia sets in; we all huddle in our homes, poor and alone, doing workout videos and cleaning our many, many guns, preparing for battle. More » -
#crime
The Seamy Underbelly of Couples Yoga
Everybody, even Ashley Dupre, thinks yoga is so great that they even make their dogs do it and stuff, but what about when the yoga instructor hypnotizes and molests your girlfriend in class? Oh it happens.
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