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more about #yuck more comments → lawyergay: This video doesn't play on my Firefox 3.5 browser. And maybe that's just as well. more » Perhaps Not: We were arguing about this on IO9 yesterday. I still say it's viral video, possibly for that District 9 movie, which seems to have a largish ARG behin... more » HiredGoons: I think I see Dead Lights... more » JacquesPaysan: Whatever. This is only the second most disgusting thing I've seen this morning. more » CaptainFantastic: Who knew that improperly sealed sewer pipe joints would be end of mankind? I did. It was right there in the job specifications for the Cameron Village... more » City_Dater: My dog won't walk over sewer grates-- sometimes she stops, sniffs, peers down, then jumps, shudders and pulls me down the street at a racewalk. I will... more » Wrapitup: The South will rise again. This time, from the sewers. more » meerkat: This thing totally lacks Monty's charisma. more » BookishLookish: NC needs to import some nutria to handle their biz. Or some NYC rats; this kinda thing would so not go down up here. Foodchain, etc. HamNo, we need a ... more » Spirit Fingers: Sweet Jesus. Well, that's just everyone's nightmare come to life. Can we kill it with cold, or a Kevin Dillon mullet?! more » malphigian: According to this link: [deepseanews.com] (currently being murdered with traffic by the entire internet), it's a clump of worms: "They are clumps of a... more » Rumpelstilskin: They're tarheels. Simple. more » DavidWatts: We're gonna need a smaller boat. more » DennyCrane: KILL IT KILL IT more » Triphena: For my own peace of mind I'm choosing to believe that this is part of a viral marketing campaign for a remake of The Blob. more » -
#monsters
The North Carolina Poop Monster Mystery [Solved!]
Summer's here. That means monster season. What creatures do lurk in the darkest sewer pipes of the Tar Heel State? Some disgusting, pulsating, alien blob creatures do. More » -
#crime
'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
The Oscar-winning composer of the sickly sweet "You Light Up My Life" is actually, prosecutors say, a dirty old serial rapist monster. We should have known. More » -
#scandals
Jackie O's Half-Brother Being Investigated For Child Porn
James Auchincloss, the 62 year-old half-brother of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, is not in danger of overtaking his sis in popularity. He's currently being investigated for possession of child porn in Oregon. More » -
#no
Quizno's: Taste the Poop
Yes, Quizno's Submarine Sandwich Shoppe is run by oven-lusting sex pervs, but guess what, Quizno's: you have crossed the line by allowing 2 Girls, 1 Cup to be associated with your sandwiches. Think, you fools. More » -
#propaganda
CelebreHopeUnism
Here's Burger King ad wizard Alex Bogusky's idea for "Rebranding America" which, honestly, I'm not sure how I feel about yet. Is it great? Please advise. There is another one that is, unequivocally, gross: More » -
#oversharing
Do Not Think About Possible Jakob Lodwick Sex Pics
Internet fameball and brand new blogger Jake Lodwick maybe posted a sex picture of himself? Unfortunately we are obligated by fate to bring this to you. Compare and contrast if you want to (don't): More » -
#alfiepatten
Tabloids' Innocence Shattered as Maybe 13 Year-Old Is Not Baby Daddy
What is the world coming to, when the bottom-feeding British press can't even trust 13 year-olds to be truthful about whether they were the one who screwed the 15 year-old and made a baby? More » -
