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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    12/01/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
    What are those circular, white stains just above her zipper?
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    12/01/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
    Like Letterman, this is another public figure that made no claims to being a moral saint. Just because corporations gave him buckets full of money for hitting a golf ball, he holds no obligation to the public. In fact, it seems rather inane that the public and media is out for blood. I mean, if he cheated on his wife with this surgical wonder, why does it make such a big sound? OK, yes: It sells papers and news. With politicians, it's understandable: a lot of them use taxpayers' money for their sex romps and always emphasize their prudence while being completely hypocritical. But here's a case of everyone getting all worked up and the battle of the sexes raging testosterone/estrogen for nothing. If Tiger Woods wants to bang bimbos and run away from his family, I don't think we need to hear about it as much as we are. (CNN was breaking updates on my phone about it every 30 minutes the other day.) I think he's doing the right thing by not talking. Trust me, the guy doesn't need any more money, so holding over his head that his sponsors leave doesn't hold too much weight. He'll win a few tournaments and no one will care anymore. As for the big lips, she'll marry rich and stay in all day with her dogs.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
    Okay, so I read that as Education: Bachelors (men). And not Education: Bachelors (degree).

    Is this wrong? (Probably.) Accurate? (Probably.)
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I read "director of VIP services" as "gives head to famous people." Is that wrong? Probably not.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Your reading was indeed inaccurate, given that she does not seem to be interested in "bachelors," but rather "married men whose Scandinavian bikini model wives are waiting at home with a 9-iron."
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    @sanyucat: Ah, but I think it all fits rather well under the heading there that says "Employed," since from the looks of it, anything not involving boning celebrity dudes is slightly out of her job description.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/01/09

    @ParahSalin: As a chronically obscure sybarite whose Very Important Personhood is confined to the intimate solicitations in his Spam box, I hereby submit that VIP directors who service only celebrities are guilty of violating the antidiscrimination standards that have made America great.
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    12/01/09

    @sanyucat: Yes, and we know of premeditation because of that phone call to his caddy about club selection.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/01/09

    @AzureTexan: I concur, but not to worry. I'm creating a New World Order where discrimination will be a thing of the past (also penis enlargement solicitations via email will be history). I'm going to make America great, and groovy, again. All I need to get started is a hairless cat, a Nehru jacket, a ring with a secret compartment that holds poison, an island lair and a billion dollars. I'm also going to need minions in identical suits. Lots of minions. The pay is not very good, but the benefits will be excellent. Now, if you know where I can get the cat, the ring, the jacket, the lair and the money, please let me know.
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    Edited by ParahSalin at 12/01/09 10:29 PM ParahSalin was starred ParahSalin was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/01/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
    Also:
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/01/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
    Nice rack.
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    Image of arirang arirang
    12/01/09

    @BookishLookish: correction. Nice pre/never-gave-birth-to-one-let-alone-two-rugrats rack. In other words, no distractions just the goods.
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment Edited by arirang at 12/01/09 1:52 PM arirang was starred arirang was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/01/09

    @arirang: Men do like the lure of the new, rugrat-free or not.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    12/01/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
    Playboy spread posing with the latest Ping Zings. A business card that says "More celebrity dicks than 'Bewitched'."
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/01/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
    I'm having a hard time getting past "Rachel Uchitel is a mess. Her reputation, that is! Her hair's fine." because I love it so much. Also, I love that I know that her last name means "teacher" in Russian. The more you know!
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    12/01/09

    @DahlELama: Doo DOO doo!
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/01/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
    "You're no Ashley Dupre."

    Ouch! Cold-blooded.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/01/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
    Don't worry, Rachel, Gloria Allred will make sure that this all blows over. She only has your best interests at heart.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/30/09

    In reply to Media Relations Guru Jim Sinkinson Hates Free Speech (Updated)
    From the photo, it looks like "Bulldog Reporter" is a new brand of popper.
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    11/30/09

    In reply to Media Relations Guru Jim Sinkinson Hates Free Speech (Updated)
    He looks like any number of frenzied alcoholics I have known.

    I remember when they were trying the Orwellian tact of declaring the term "neocon" anti-Semitic. If you can control the language, then you have won the argument.

    Also, Likud does not equal Jewish.

    Needs to be a glossary for all future discussions on Israel ...
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/30/09

    In reply to Media Relations Guru Jim Sinkinson Hates Free Speech (Updated)
    Ah, Israel. You could bring out the insane in a meeting of Type-B stoner Andy Williams fans.

    Shine on, you crazy diamond!
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    AndPreciousLittleofThat was starred AndPreciousLittleofThat was unstarred
    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/30/09

    In reply to Media Relations Guru Jim Sinkinson Hates Free Speech (Updated)
    Looks like someone went crazy with the spray-on tan.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/30/09

    In reply to Media Relations Guru Jim Sinkinson Hates Free Speech (Updated)
    cheeeeeeesssssttttt haaaaaiiiirrrr
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    11/30/09

    In reply to Media Relations Guru Jim Sinkinson Hates Free Speech (Updated)
    He should change his first name to Jimm [sic].
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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    11/30/09

    @depardoo: Molto bene. Grazie. Well done.
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    Dickens_Ghost was starred Dickens_Ghost was unstarred
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