Richard Linklater Explains How to Deal With People Who Talk at Movies
Remember, kids: Through the palate and into the brain. And tell the police you learned it from former hitman (and acclaimed director of Slacker and Boyhood) Richard Linklater.
You will not get a microchip implanted in your skin if you sign up for Obamacare. You will not get a microchip implanted in your skin if you sign up for Obamacare. You will not get a microchip implanted in your skin if you sign up for Obamacare.
Watch Jason Bateman in a 1987 PSA Against Blasting Your Boombox in Public
One To Grow On were public service announcements that aired directly after cartoons during NBC's Saturday morning lineup. From 1983-87, many famous faces graced the airwaves with tales of morality. Here's Jason Bateman's plea to stop "blasting in public."
It's Always Sunny's Rob McElhenney Starred in a 90s Anti-Smoking PSA
Hey, kids of the 90s! Watch Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in this anti-smoking PSA from over a decade ago. He plays a high school kid who's asked if he'd smoked cigarettes before. Weirdly, we remember it well.
A Public Service Announcement for Anyone Looking to Be Cast on Jersey Shore
Several people sent us a Craigslist casting notice claiming they're casting new guidos for season two. We called the number and, guess what, it's faker than that rack JWOWW is sporting.
Spring Is Here! So Are the Burglars!
Spring has arrived. Good bye clothes. Hello coffee shops, wifi, laptops, Nantucket Reds, puppy windows, iced lattes, gas, open windows, open hearts. Until you return home to Bushwick and realize you've been burglarized. A Public Service Announcement.
The MacBook Air is so light you might toss it out with the newspapers
Newsweek tech columnist Stephen Levy had a MacBook Air. Had — past tense. It seems Levy misplaced his über-thin notebook, losing it somewhere in his apartment. That should be easy enough to find, right? Maybe not:
If you're really hungry and you only have about five minutes to shove something down your gullet and you're on the corner of Bergen and Smith Streets in Boerum Hill, you might be tempted to run in to Hanco's to grab one of the pre-wrapped packages of shrimp summer rolls that have been sitting, unrefrigerated, on the…
Public Service Announcement: It's Ash Wednesday
Yo, so listen. Don't be alarmed. It's Ash Wednesday, that day when Catholics walk around with burnt palm leaves on their faces in the shape of a cross or whatever, representing the structure on which their Lord and Savior was murderized. You know how you always think you live in a Godless society here in Manhattan?…
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