"souls as pure as Hillary Clinton, Eliot Spitzer, and Harvey Weinstein". Please tell me you're kidding, their souls are about as pure as the snow that's been driven through. #matthewhiltzik
And how can someone who has flacked for souls as pure as Hillary Clinton, Eliot Spitzer, and Harvey Weinstein turn around and offer his services to a monster like Beck? It's a crazy, crazy world.
Wise, indeed. Clearly, the woman is trying to establish a rapport with the many loves of the loves of her life. It's almost European in it's maturity. (Like I'm going to say shit about her with my avatar attached.) #aliwise
@nolongerinacubiclestillawhore: "Ok, so I thought about poking holes in all the condoms you had in the house when I figured out you were sleeping with someone else, BUT! I wasn't technologically savvy enough to hack into her voicemail and figure out where you were meeting, so give me some credit." #aliwise
"Shit My Dad Says" is a Twitter account. (And the author is a professional writer who's been collecting the stuff for years and definitely deserves a deal.)
Plus the LA Times said he's being *approached* -- not that he's already signed.
I'd think publishing was dead too, if I couldn't even be bothered to read an article.
Not just book publicists but any job in publishing will get you in. Sales, editorial prole, production. Keep track of the names of everyone you come in contact with. Friends of friends and family members of friends of friends trump a query letter every time.
And here I am pursuing "quality" in writing a la Pirsig's Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, with my MFA and submissions to lit journals. I think we all know what I should do...
Fuck Eliot Spitzer on a bed of puppies while simultaneously debating health care reform, posting press releases on Tumblr for Jill Abramson's book, and shooting a reality TV show.
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No, it's called crazy gay hatesex. #matthewhiltzik
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Plus the LA Times said he's being *approached* -- not that he's already signed.
I'd think publishing was dead too, if I couldn't even be bothered to read an article.
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Fuck Eliot Spitzer on a bed of puppies while simultaneously debating health care reform, posting press releases on Tumblr for Jill Abramson's book, and shooting a reality TV show.
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