I think this clip could be repurposed as a PSA if they played it backwards:
Narrator: "This is your brain [shot of the guy smiling, looking vaguely sad]. This is your brain on drugs [pan down to handjob]. Any questions? [pan up to reveal Tila Tequila's face]"
Alright, have I crash landed in some alternate dimension or what? Has the whole world forgotten that Tila Tequila (a.k.a. Tila Nguyen) was an internet porn star? For the love of Christ, that insane little whore has been naked on the internet since like 1999! Who gives a flying fuck about 10 seconds of footage of her holding some dude's cock? There are literally thousands of images and tons of video of her completely nude posing alone and with other women all over the place.
Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.
And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
@Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
@Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
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Narrator: "This is your brain [shot of the guy smiling, looking vaguely sad]. This is your brain on drugs [pan down to handjob]. Any questions? [pan up to reveal Tila Tequila's face]"
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If you need to know where the next ironic hipster bar poseoff dance competition in Williamsburg is going to be, Gawker's all over it.
Tila's a West Coast disaster.
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#tips
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WeepyVP JoeAnd he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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WeepyVP JoeEither this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.
Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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