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momof3wildkids
04/13/09

In reply to Ari Fleischer, Nobody Cares What You Think
I know this will bring on a lot of hate.... but I find Ari immensely screwable. Don't know why, but he makes me breath a little harder.
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Mediahohoho
04/13/09

@momof3wildkids: To each their own; I'll not snark on what blows up the skirt of another.

But I will say that, as a hetero guy, Ari here strikes me exactly the kind of guy who, when young, picked on enough smaller kids on the playground to finally pick one who fought back and bloodied his smug ugly nose, only to run home to his lawyer dad to bring a lawsuit against the family of the younger, smaller kid who kicked his ass.
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momof3wildkids
04/13/09

@econodave and @mediahohoho it is the fact I suspect he is extremely EARNEST. THAT is a man with something to prove.

On a separate note, my now 8 year old daughter would watch him, fascinated, in her exersaucer for at least 15 minutes so I could shower. Perhaps that is why I breath a bit harder... he gave me 15 minutes of peace per dayl

Econodave, I hearted you not because of your politics, because we disagree there, but because you were ready with the facts, not diatribe.
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Mediahohoho
04/14/09

@momof3wildkids: See, this is where you and I part ways a bit. I just sit my 13-month-old down in front of Olbermann and watch in amusement as he learns to raise his eyebrows and snark on conservatives when I need a few minutes.

As for Fleischer, well, those guys "with something to prove" usually feel inadequate in ways that are not immediately discernible to the rest of the world. And they're usually correct.
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gladys_kravitz
04/13/09

In reply to Ari Fleischer, Nobody Cares What You Think
He's Jeff Zucker's evil twin.
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MrInBetween
04/13/09

In reply to Ari Fleischer, Nobody Cares What You Think
Ari has parlayed his Machiavellian experience propping up a failed former baseball executive (Bush) into a Fifth Avenue firm that props up failed current baseball executives (Selig).
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gawkimo
04/13/09

In reply to Ari Fleischer, Nobody Cares What You Think
Does anyone realize how much harder it would be to get rich in a social Darwinian society envisioned by the average Angry White Man?
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Colonel Mustard
04/13/09

@gawkimo: Thing is, though, the people who have the power to effect such a system are the ones whose status wouldn't change — they're already rich, and would stay that way. The people who are too stupid to realize that they would be essentially consigning themselves to serfdom in a Feudalistic revival are too scared of The Other to realize which camp they actually occupy.
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Smitros
04/13/09

In reply to Ari Fleischer, Nobody Cares What You Think
But he did have a stalker while working at the White House.

Just sayin'.

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Smitros
04/13/09

@Smitros:

Close the tag, yo.
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DennyCrane
04/13/09

In reply to Ari Fleischer, Nobody Cares What You Think
I just read his op-ed and have come to a frightening conclusion: Fleischer is secretly a Paultard.
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JacquesPaysan
04/13/09

In reply to Ari Fleischer, Nobody Cares What You Think
Is he doing the "metal forever" sign, or is he merely signaling "two outs"?
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Kobayashi Maru
04/13/09

In reply to Ari Fleischer, Nobody Cares What You Think
Photo Caption: "God Bless America, and Hail Satan."
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JacquesPaysan
04/13/09

@Kobayashi Maru: Ha! Beat me to it.
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ligmasagbatch
04/13/09

@Kobayashi Maru: "I don't know how the kids today do the Shocker, but I have had great success with this technique right here."
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saythatscool
04/13/09

@ligmasagbatch: In the words of my mentor and lover, Richard Vernon, "You mess with the bull, you get the horns."
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LHO
04/13/09

In reply to Ari Fleischer, Nobody Cares What You Think
I still can't believe the Green Bay Packers hired this tool...
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bytememehard
04/13/09

@LHO: Them Somali pirates oughta hire him.
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