O man she looks good there, all like she's waiting for me so we can go out in my skiff and get loose on weissbier. Maybe smoke a j and listen to some old-school Caruso before taking down the spinnaker and making sweet love in a sort of sideways missionary-type position.
No wait there's no wind, that water is glassier than Sammy Davis Jr.'s eye. I guess Mrs. Palin and I will just have to disagree politically then.
If she had formed Pie Spy during the campaign I would have bet it had something to do with easing John McCain into an early presidential retirement. But now I'm figurin' it's a front for any work she does touring the nation (starting in Iowa) as a would-be spokeswoman for "special needs" kids. #sarahpalin
In my old home town in prairie Texas, there would be a sale of certain items, and they would be labeled "reading books" to distinguish them from the more common sort, like check and log.
And Pie in the Spy is the obvious name for a project of placing a moron with disintegrating appeal into national office.
"Maintain...deepening...making shifts..." In other words, those who remain will be working longer, harder, and maybe for less pay. And while we cut expenses, we will be telling our advertisers to spend more. To do that, we must ask each member of our sales team to become a Bizarro as of Wednesday. Me share your happiness.
No doubt Steve's Aspergers will prevent him from making eye contact with the recently chopped as they clean out their cubicles, but they can rest easy knowing that Steve's flat tax will put them on easy street soon. #forbes
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I could imagine Palin writing an updated Little Golden Book, like The Pokey Little Pupply, but, you know, evil. #sarahpalin
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No wait there's no wind, that water is glassier than Sammy Davis Jr.'s eye. I guess Mrs. Palin and I will just have to disagree politically then.
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And Pie in the Spy is the obvious name for a project of placing a moron with disintegrating appeal into national office.
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It's uncanny! #sarahpalin
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Q: what do you drop to make Forced-Birther sound folksy?
A: your daughter Bristol's future. #sarahpalin
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Related? #sarahpalin
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