Waterboarding is much more intimidating if it's done to you after a six-hour naked stress position a cold warehouse by armed strangers who brought you God knows where with a bag over your head.
Dear Lord. I'm not a praying woman, but if you could see fit to making that last item with a Mr. Sean Hannity happen, I will give my life to the church. And I'm Jewish.
@Bellyboop: Can I put in a request when you're praying? Human pyramid comprised of various pro-torture TV and AM radio personalities. Special extra prayer request: please put Rush Limbaugh on top. Thanks.
@MrInBetween: I believe he did. But I thought he drank scotch. Either way, it was spectacular, done with a single gallon of water and the panic looked real.
I'd like to see Hannity get 'boarded with a fire hose.
It's not the stories you report on the Internet that killed you - it's the fucking commentary. For every great Web piece, there's ten times as much retarded commentary that follows and, eventually, colors the story.
@pepelicious: How exactly does commentary "color the story?" The only difference between online comments and a bunch of people sitting around in a coffee shop discussing a story in the Times is a keyboard.
@if_i_only_had_a_heart: I was wondering about that when a wee lad watching the fights with Daddy. See, We both know'd Carlos Ortiz had just whupt Joe Brown for the Lightweight title, but it wasn't official. But we came back from the commercial after the fifteenth round and there was Carlos staging celebration leaps in his corner. And Jack Drees mildly commented on the presumption. I guess with the pandemonium to be expected after any major ring victory there would be no opportunity for a photo shoot.
And then the judges announced the decision, and in Ring magazine thereafter was one of the photos taken before the decision, and the caption had Ortiz saying he was just so excited when the judges announced he'd won.
So boxing is fixed. I never forgot that. I thought as a kid it was wrestling only. Then I quite naturally doubted Santa ...
Does anybody know what I'm talking about? Of the characters I name, maybe one is familiar.
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That sounds like my wedding night.
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Amen.
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I'd like to see Hannity get 'boarded with a fire hose.
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A. Words I’d never have expected to find in the same sentence.
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probably has the irish curse!!
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The kidney is one of them organs you have extra of, right?
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some pulitzer bait is worthless
some is great reporting and writing
thus was it ever
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And then the judges announced the decision, and in Ring magazine thereafter was one of the photos taken before the decision, and the caption had Ortiz saying he was just so excited when the judges announced he'd won.
So boxing is fixed. I never forgot that. I thought as a kid it was wrestling only. Then I quite naturally doubted Santa ...
Does anybody know what I'm talking about? Of the characters I name, maybe one is familiar.
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