Lil' Miss Ponytail Ariana Grande has an, ahem, enthusiastic fan from Massachusetts: a 29-year-old man named Tim Normandin. Tim sent Ariana a 42.5-pound pumpkin for Halloween. Ariana sent Tim the cops.

It's Halloween and you're a proud new parent. Though you're excited to dress up your new little friend, you might have a few questions concerning costume choice. What is appropriate? Can I dress my baby like a murderer? What if it's a murderer from television or a movie, can I dress my baby like a murderer then?

Edwin Charles Tobergta, the man arrested in June for fucking a pool raft in front of children, also fucked a pumpkin, it was revealed in court.

Border officials at Montreal's Trudeau International Airport had themselves a particularly happy Halloween after busting a passenger with four-and-a-half pounds of cocaine stuffed inside three pumpkins.

It's that time of the year again when we set a pumpkin on the dinner table and gather around with knives and hammers and ice picks in hand to watch YouTuber hickok45 demonstrate the latest foolproof methods for sending that foul gourd straight to Hell.

Apparently you can win over $15,000 for growing pumpkins, and we should all be reevaluating our lives.

A nor'easter hit the, uh, Northeast yesterday, like, October 29 yesterday, dropping as many as 19 inches of snow on a region stretching from Pennsylvania through New England in what was for most places a record-breakingly early snowstorm. Three people died overnight—an 84-year-old man was killed by a falling tree, a…

Oversexed youth Courtney Stodden and her creepy actor husband Doug Hutchison have broken their silence on getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch for being too sexy.

On Sunday, child bride Courtney Stodden seductively sauntered to a scintillating Santa Clarita pumpkin patch with her hoary husband, Doug Hutchison. But before the couple could consummate the trip, they were pulled aside and precluded from purchasing any pumpkins due to the prurient nature of Courtney's clothing. On…

If paparazzi pictures are to be believed, every celebrity in Hollywood spent the weekend taking their kids to a pumpkin patch. I'm positive that they didn't see anything as awesome as one of Ray Villafane's jack-o-lanterns. He is to pumpkin carving what Kim Kardashian is to butts.

Just watch this giant pumpkin growing in Ken Desrosiers yard in Broad Brook, Connecticut. The 1,487 behemoth took only two and a half months to grow and Desrosiers captured the entire thing with time-lapse photography. We haven't seen this dedication to Halloween since old Roseanne episodes.

Celebrate everyone's favorite spooky holiday this year just like our southern cousins do, get out your firearms and start shootin'! After the jump, watch this defenseless pumpkin get carved the hard way.

This is all over the place. Man in a black jumpsuit, pumpkin for a head, Christmas hat, Jackson Browne cover song. The local news in Omaha must have had a ridiculous time not reporting the news that day.

Install a functioning 5x14 LED matrix inside of your pumpkin, and your neighborhood will know who's reigning geek on the block. Think you can make one yourself? Follow the link for instructions.

Do you enjoy Halloween, destruction, pumpkins—or any combination of the three? Watch a nearly-1,200 pound pumpkin dropped onto a beat-up Pontiac. Views from all angles (plus aerial view) make this gigantic orange explosion awesome to watch!

[A woman races across a lake at Ludwigsburg Castle in a hollowed out pumpkin during the Ludwigsburg Pumpkin Festival in Germany today. Image via Getty]