Wiping one's ass with a Faberge' egg is totally overrated. You wouldn't believe the hemmorhoids. But at least they're artistically tapered and rather sparkly.
These matters have consequences! Impressionable sorts watch the teevees. Why, I remember when Hockey was like Rockefeller Center come the holidays, and now just look at it. It all began with The Real World that year they paired a Black swaggoon with a virginal southern belle. And then there was that loose cannon personality disorder, which brings us right back to the Puck.
High school girls' soccer will be next. "When there's storms the sea'll be looking for your parlor." - Kerouac
@iplaudius: I always thought Tinsley Mortimer was a character he made up. Now that I know Tinsley is a real name I'm furious my parents didn't give it to me. It sounds so sparkly and uppercrusty.
You almost have to admire them. Really. They're milking this whole, "nauseating beyond belief and annoying until you bleed from the ears" thing to all new heights. I swear it must feel like a full time job. "Spencer, how will we give the entire country a collective heave moment today?" "Let's ride poor immigrant children in Times Square while arm-wrestling the homeless and striking elderly women in their arthritic hip bones!" "Yes, let's! We'll be on Tyra within days." *Spencer does squinty, "I'm fierce" face.* "It'll be awesome!"
Why the hell are we still discussing these two douchebags? Two years ago it was cute and now its just insulting. This morning alone an hour was wasted on these two humans on various major news outlets when any number of topics could have been discussed.
When you continue to wind up the monkey, they will continue to dance for you.
Why are they on every show this morning? What are they promoting? They aren't on that get me out of here reality show anymore, and The Hills season ended. I'm confused.
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When you continue to wind up the monkey, they will continue to dance for you.
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