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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    11/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Ted Kennedy's brain took nearly 80 years to accomplish its own karmic goal. Here's hoping Beck's innards work much more quickly. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Vestigial organs really ARE useless. DAMNIT! Next time, liver. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Jesus, appendix, couldn't you rupture? You can't do anything right. #glennbeck
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Initial indications are that Beck's appendicitis were caused by a venting of his spleen. #glennbeck
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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    I love how that dude pronounces, "Ah-PEND-es-CITE-tas." #glennbeck
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/04/09

    @Cam/ron: Next he'll have dia-BEET-us! #glennbeck
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    I'm hoping we really do need our appendix after all. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    There is video out there believe me, he is the type to record every living moment-on air that is. I hope he has that same evil nurse I had when I gave blood at the Red Cross. Actually, he is pretty fucked at a hospital since health care professionals hate the insurance industry. Why is his hospital "undisclosed" anyway, I don't know where his show tapes but if I did I think I could make a fairly accurate guess of where they took his crying ass. #glennbeck
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    11/05/09

    @adiam7: 48th and 6th. #glennbeck
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/05/09

    @newsnun: Well, that narrows it down to a couple of hospitals since it would be an "emergency" procedure. I could care less where he is #glennbeck
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    11/05/09

    @adiam7: You tease!!!! #glennbeck
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    I'm waiting to hear him deliver a commentary about his hospital experience, just like he did after getting his ass-nugget removed. #glennbeck
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/04/09

    @Claire Buoyant: watch him praise the bejesus out of it with a special nod to his glorious insurance company who made. it. all. possible. [tears welling in his piggy eyes; a sob ready to burst forth]. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Great. More martyrdom material for him to exploit for the next month or two. Damn you, ruptured appendix. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I suffered for years from chronic appendicitis, and this asswipe goes down for the count after his very first attack? In a just world, his appendix would've punished him after every manic utterance. #glennbeck
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    During recovery aren't you supposed to check progress with the "kick test", like to see if your tires are flat?

    Cuz, you know, dibs. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Please tell me his doctors are all Democrats. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    @unfuckwithable: If they are Republicans they are the "old-school" kind, you know the ones that went to college. Glen Beck's click has a more lax view towards education. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    @adiam7: Glenn Beck trust doctors produced by our socialistic indoctrination universities? Not bloody likely. He'll probably take a massive dose of colloidal silver and walk around all blue for a while. #glennbeck
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    I wouldn't wish death on him, but I would love some sort of throat injury to render him mute. Or a major head injury with no long lasting health effects aside from a complete personality scramble and memory erasure. #glennbeck
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: A Glenn Beck concussion with some residual nausea would make for some damn fine television with no major lasting health after effects. #glennbeck
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: I'm pretty convinced Glenn Beck has already suffered from a rather catastrophic head injury. #glennbeck
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    @Atilla the Bun: Well, would another one do that much harm? I like to imagine that Glenn Beck's head is like my TV-- if it stops working correctly, just hit it really hard with the heel of your hand. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: and here I thought his whole career was due to a head injury. Sorta not kidding. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    @Atilla the Bun: you beat me to the punch...there is something wrong with him. Perhaps not a head injury so much as a sociopathic lying disorder from his youth or birth. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: Ha. If true, I think it's time for someone to give him a good slap--and maybe tie some bunny ears on top for better reception. #glennbeck
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: i'd settle for an intellectual honesty transplant, but hey - call me old-fashioned.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    @johnny_carsick: I wouldn't call an ideological transplant "old fashioned;" I'd call that "high falutin'." And then I'd wonder what happened to me in life to transform me into Yosemite Sam. #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: It would take an anal fissure to render him mute.
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    11/04/09

    @son of spam: Because he talks out his ass, yes? I think he still would manage to spew venom around the fissure (oh exquisite pain). #glennbeck
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    My prayers go out to his doctors and nurses....at least I can choose not to watch the guy.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    God bless you, Mr. Appendix. We commend your effort, and trust that it shall not have been in vain. One day, we shall prevail. #glennbeck
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    11/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him
    Does he take requests? Because I, for one, would like to see his liver fail. #glennbeck
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