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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    03/13/09

    In reply to Go West, My Sun
    The sun is about 4.5 billion years old, and has used up about half of the hydrogen in its core. That means it will radiate peacefully for about 5 billion more years, then will use up its fuel and turn into a planetary nebula, at which point, assuming it still exists, the earth will be destroyed.


    Kind of puts the whole economic bust into perspective, doesn't it?

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    03/13/09

    "The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas a gigantic nuclear furnace..."@TedSez: "The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas a gigantic nuclear furnace..."
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/13/09

    @TedSez:


    In that case, I really should hurry up and see Madea Goes to Jail.

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    03/13/09

    In reply to Go West, My Sun
    'The Sun Sets on The Rest...'
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/13/09

    In reply to Go West, My Sun
    "Good night, America, how are you. . ."
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/13/09

    In reply to Go West, My Sun
    I probably should get outside more..
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    Image of arguablythemostfamous arguablythemostfamous
    02/17/09

    In reply to Obama's Elf
    this shouldn't be THIS fantastic, and yet...
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    02/17/09

    In reply to Obama's Elf
    related: did anyone else think sade was asking for 'the swedish baboon'?

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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    02/17/09

    In reply to Obama's Elf
    I love it, love it!!


    But yeah, I'd love to be his elf.

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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    02/17/09

    In reply to Obama's Elf
    [www.kissthisguy.com] - the archive of misheard song lyrics
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    02/17/09

    @Stabby McStabberson loves Beth Ditto: example: "Here we are now in containers" for "here we are now entertain us" - nirvana's smells like teen spirit
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    02/17/09

    In reply to Obama's Elf
    I cannot stop watching this thing.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    02/17/09

    In reply to Obama's Elf
    How about INXS, "Soup & Salad Bar".

    (Suicide Blonde)
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    Image of sylvie calls shotgun!! sylvie calls shotgun!!
    02/17/09

    In reply to Obama's Elf
    This is awesome and an improvement on the existing lyrics. Just like "Tiny Dancer" is much better if you sing the refrain "Hold me closer, Tony Dan-za".
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    02/17/09

    @sylvie calls shotgun!!: Or, say, instead of "Invisible Touch", you sing "She's in physical top-shape". To be fair, it was the age of the workout video.
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    Image of blix blix
    02/17/09

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: "Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, the girl with colitis goes by".
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    02/17/09

    In reply to Obama's Elf
    Brilliant.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    02/17/09

    @Aaron Altman: The proper use of the internet.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    02/17/09

    @belltolls: Can they do "Olive Cecille" now?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    02/17/09

    In reply to Obama's Elf
    It must have been fun being Obama's elf, travelling around the country, using your magic to make people love Obama...then, next thing you know, Obama's all "Yo elf, you've got less than 100 days to fix the economy, Iraq and the health care system."
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    02/17/09

    In reply to Obama's Elf
    Hate to disagree, but this is the best video featuring the (then) president and an animated elf ever created:
    [www.albinoblacksheep.com]
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    Image of Schm Schm
    02/17/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I had no idea this was a genre...
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    02/17/09

    In reply to Obama's Elf
    Oh, Rahm, it's okay!
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