Close call, everyone: a German artist has been denied the ability to perform his piece Death as Metamorphosis, in which he was going to strangle two puppies to death on stage. Despite the horrific, seemingly anti-puppy content, the artist claims he had the noblest of intentions.
According to a new study from the ASPCA, most people select which puppy to adopt based on physical appearance; for cats, the top criteria is "behavior with people." That's because cats are assholes.
Remember Beyonce? She is two weeks old and was born weighing only four ounces. This may make her the smallest puppy in the world, ABC News reports. She may also be the world's most hard-luck puppy:
A puppy so small and delicate she makes other puppies look like oafish Grendelian monsters is now up for adoption in California. The best detail of this story is that the 4-oz dog's name is Beyoncé, so when you read her harrowing biography (won't take long; she's only two weeks old), you can pretend you are reading…
A few weeks back, I posted a video of a large loitering group of Saint Bernard dogs. That day Louise, a nice lady in Oregon, saw the story, and thought it meant that she could buy a Saint Bernard puppy from me.
A Pekingese named Malachy won Best in Show at the 136th Westminster Kennel Club dog show Tuesday night, beating out the breed of dog you have even though it's obvious that that breed is the one that should have won.
"Adorable!" (Also potentially terrifying, but that is a matter of taste.) Happy Friday.
Puppies and law school go together like leeches and community college. They're just a natural pair. Modern law school is little more than a slow process of coming to the realization that you really never should have gone to law school in the first place. What to do when the inevitable depression sets in? Play with dogs
So now the American Kennel Club's saying that dog theft's up by 32 percent this year. Apparently their special database recording animal thefts has recorded 224 reports since January 1. That's almost as many thefts recorded in all of 2010 (255, if you're keeping score).
As if it weren't enough to ruin driving, drunks have now ruined puppies. DNAInfo reports on the West Village's drunk puppy buying epidemic:
Poncho is probably wishing he owned a poncho after attempting to put on a sweatshirt. At one point his owner asks, "How did he get his head in there?" The world may never know.
Sleep losers! Stomach pacemakers! Pork sloganeers! Cadmium poisoners! Cancer fallers! Food fighters! Proton inhibitors! Mite worriers! And puppy survivors! It's your Friday Health Watch, where we watch your health—with little to no equilibrium!
All you need to know about this clip is that Late Night released a handful of golden retriever puppies onto a red carpet filled with bowls of dog food with names of Oscar-nominated movies on them. That, and OMG puppies!
Are you having a depressing winter Wednesday? If so, then this video—of a Corgi on a swing... yes, a Corgi on a swing—will undoubtedly pick up your spirits.
For your Valentine's Day—and Monday—edition of "BAWWWWW!" we have this: a bunch of cute and tiny sleeping puppies being woken up by the sound of a spoon hitting a feeding bowl. Needless to say, they're a bit excited.
While most of America was glued to Fox for the duration of the night, there were others of us that spent the evening watching cute little puppies playing on a fake football field. Not that we're complaining!
Iso has taken on a game of fetch, big snow drifts, and now bath time. Watch as he attempts to catch water, perfect his doggy paddle, and get clean in what might be his cutest video yet.
Meet Maru. No, not the famous cat—Maru the puppy (a Shiba Inu, actually). In this short, sweet, and inarguably adorable video, Maru watches a video of another dog on his owner's iPhone. It confuses him—quite a bit.
Meet Iso. Watch as slow motion, a good soundtrack, and floppy ears turn play time into a golden, glorious romp with a chew toy.
