Is Your Child's Teacher on Quaaludes? (Probably)

Yesterday we learned that one of Donald Trump's "rich girl" employees had stiffed a poor quaalude dealer out of thousands of dollars. Today we learn that quaaludes are not just for the rich; teachers are all luded up, as well.
Donald Trump's Employees Can't Even Pay the Quaaludes Bill
We all know Donald Trump's been having a rough recession. But have things really gotten so bad that even his "rich girl" employees can't afford a few thousand dollars worth of 'ludes?
