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    The Macking On the President

    The Loneliness Of the Longstanding Ruiner
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    They didn’t call James K. Polk the dark horse candidate for nothing.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    ok so it is true that any artist who says "subvert" in an explanation of what they are doing is basically the equivalent of the attention whore in your beach road trip who insists on doing cartwheels in her bikini, right?
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    Image of JPMarat JPMarat
    03/27/09

    @allyzay:


    Perfectly said.

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    Image of dirtyperty dirtyperty
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    Strap-ons for everybody! I mean, every girl.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    03/27/09

    @dirtyperty: I dunno, I've known a few guys who would have been impressive with one, you know?
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    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    Buchanan is said to have been in a long-term relationship with Vice President William Rufus DeVane King. So are you sure that's not a drag queen behind him?
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    Image of JPMarat JPMarat
    03/27/09

    @SultanaEleusis:


    I always thought it was common knowledge that Buchanan was the first gay president.

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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    It's very possible that they're just dry-humping or she's merely supporting his bad back while he gives her a reacharound. Also why does Pres.Buchanan look like a puzzled David Frost who's just been lied to by Nixon?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    If it gets increasingly kinky, does that mean that by the time she gets to Obama, the whole family and the hypothetical dog will be involved, and it'll end with somebody saying, "The Aristocrats!"?
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    03/27/09

    @Mount_Prion: And you'll feel a little terrified of Bob Saget.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/27/09

    @Wrapitup: Actually, that film made me fall a little in love with him.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    03/27/09

    @Mount_Prion: You're a brave man.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    I misread James Buchanan as Pat Buchanan. I'm thinking Pat would be secure enough in his masculinity to enjoy a firm but gentle backdoor woman from time to time.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    Blowing Abe Lincoln in art form doesn't stop her from looking like a total nerd, like Lisa "I want to help you, George Washington" Simpson.
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    Image of dola dola
    03/27/09

    @pufflehuff: funny you said that because her artist statement almost pefectly echoes Marge's logic behind painting Mr. Burns naked.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    03/27/09

    @dola: Churchy LaSimpsonsFemme.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    If there's one thing female Asian Stanford graduates know, it's shame and ridicule.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    03/27/09

    @saythatscool is totes zombies: Really? I thought Stanford was pretty cool about treating minorities ethically.
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    03/27/09

    @Wrapitup: I'm really just referring to when I get them in my van.
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    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    She's going to need to drop some acid before doing Clinton.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    03/27/09

    @west ham sandwich: I think that's always been the accepted practice.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/27/09

    @west ham sandwich: I would do Clinton on my honeymoon, with a hangover while my mother watched.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/27/09

    @west ham sandwich: Acid seems a little harsh. Just a good scrubbing with soap and water should kill the nasties.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    "I heard our nation's 37th president has a tricky dick."
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: "Teddy Roosevelt was a Rough Rider. And also a rough rider."
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: "I like to play the James Garfield."
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    Image of blix blix
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Let's just say I'd Harding the Adams out of her.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: "Grover Cleveland always comes back for more!"
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @Colonel Mustard: "Wait - there are TWO Bushes?"
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @blix: A poem:


    "That Jefferson

    called me a heifer, hon

    so I told him 'Yo momma's!'

    and smacked the shit out of Thomas."

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @blix: "I gave Herbert a Hoover."
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: what, no Johnson jokes?
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    Image of Scout 3.0 Scout 3.0
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Truman is a True Man.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Or ones about Dead Kennedys.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @Scout 3.0: "Eisenhower? I don't even know her!"
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @Colonel Mustard: "I asked John and John Quincy to use dental Adams."
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    Image of blix blix
    03/27/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Nixon the Johnson jokes.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @blix: "Carter was not a good malaise."
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Hey I love DK, not THE DKs, mind you.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Been jammin', Harrison?
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Teddy Roosevelt can bull my moose any time. I hear he carries a big stick.
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    Image of rubyruby rubyruby
    03/27/09

    @SidAndFinancy: I got Adlai'd years ago.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    03/27/09

    @rubyruby: Adlai Stevenson jokes? He didn't even get erected!
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @SidAndFinancy: Heh! Also, Rutherford likes to roll in the Hayes.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Will Lincoln acknowledge my right to sex seed?
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Lots of women really liked Ike and preferred Lady Bird to Johnson.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Pat actually wished Nixon would Rushmore. He was giving his secretary Rosemary Woods for 18 minutes. (of course he went through a couple chiefs of staff.)
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Would they also chant "Hey, hey / LBJ!"?
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Yes, during the escalation.


    He was always My favorite Lai.

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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/27/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Grover Cleveland did it doggie style.
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    Image of Elizabeth Weinbloom Elizabeth Weinbloom
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: I hear LBJ took the IRT.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    Tricky Dick indeed.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    "Oh, Millard! FILLMORE!"
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Gogga love a good Millard Fillmore joke.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/27/09

    @MisterHippity: Gotta
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: "Oh, James K! POLK!"


    It sort of works. Homophonically.

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/27/09

    @MisterHippity: Gogga fits, somehow. :-)


    @jiminy.peep: Hah!

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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Oh, Warren! HARDing!


    Hey, this is fun!

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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: Are you Warren G. Harding yet?
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    03/27/09

    @Aaron Altman: I'm Jackson already.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    03/27/09

    In reply to The Macking On the President
    I'm harder than Game Theory.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/20/08

    In reply to The Loneliness Of the Longstanding Ruiner
    He's so toxic, the Dow went down 3 more points during the 20 seconds they ran that clip.
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