@BookishLookish: Hey, Bookish - my old identity fell through the cracks during the system overhaul, and I'm currently friendless and stuck in grey-fonted limbo. If you still love your Antipodean avocado, I would greatly appreciate it if you could heart me under my new identity. I am on a quest to raise myself out of the friendless, star-less miasma. #tilatequila
@harumph: James Joyce certainly has. I've never read Tila's book, but I can guarantee you that Ulysses has more scatological content, whereas Tila's book is just a piece of shit.
BUT, they both have stream-of-consciousness female masturbation scenes. Well, that's how Ulysses ends, at least.
See, Tila: It's not that we teachers object to students reading a fucking book. We object to them disrupting our class by turning behind and showing their classmates pix of you fellating a bottle.
Sorry, but "look at her tits" has ruined more than one ThinkPairShare. #tilatequila
I had more fun watching the Room than any movie since childhood. It was an absolutely joyous experience. My throat was raw from laughter. Those of you who've never seen it: believe the hype.
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BUT, they both have stream-of-consciousness female masturbation scenes. Well, that's how Ulysses ends, at least.
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Never mind, since I'm old I don't want to waste any more seconds of my precious life on this person. #tilatequila
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Just saying this bag of post-Modern celebu-wanna-be douchery's name is enough to induce the dry heaves. #tilatequila
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Sorry, but "look at her tits" has ruined more than one ThinkPairShare. #tilatequila
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"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." #tilatequila
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Best. Movie. Evar. #theroom
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It's amazing. #theroom
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