Black Children Must Comply
“What do you think I want, respect or compliance?”
Queens Pizzeria Served Hot Slices with a Side of Cocaine
People may have been drawn to Queen’s highly-rated Cucino a Modo Mio pizzeria for the fresh cassava but they stayed for the hundreds of pounds of sweet, fresh cocaine, cops say.
Aretha Franklin Is the Queen of Soul and Shade
Last week, the never-irrelevant Queen of Soul/Displeased Dowager Who's This Close To Hitting You Over the Head with Her Purse Aretha Franklin made more headlines via a Wall Street Journal interview, in which she was asked to assess some contemporary singers.
Redskins Fans Threaten to "Fucking Cut" Native Americans from Daily Show
Last week, the Daily Show's Jason Jones brought a panel of die-hard Washington Redskins fans face-to-face with some of the many Native Americans offended that the team won't stop clinging to its racist branding. It went exactly as you would expect.
The Audacity of No Chill: Kara Walker in the Instagram Capital
After waiting about 20 minutes in line, we were in. I assumed the Domino Sugar Factory would smell like sweat and underpaid labor, so I was ready to whip out a SARS mask. Alas, it was the sweetest saccharine smell. It felt like a good hug from your favorite Sunday school teacher.
Breakthrough Poll: Nobody Has Respect Now. Not Like In My Day.
Take a moment to feel a tidal wave of gratitude wash over you as you reflect upon the fact that modern polling technology and statistical analysis techniques now allow us to pinpoint precisely how much People Don't Respect People Now Like They Did When I Was a Kid.
"Porn Troll" Lawyer Can't Answer Email Because He's Mourning Mandela
A copyright-trolling attorney whose firm is in hot legal water for aggressively suing porn downloaders says he totally wants to respond to a reporter's tough questions, but he's too broken up right now by the death of South African freedom fighter Nelson Mandela:
'Private Peeps at Preposterous Punks Who Prowl This Planet'
Basil Wolverton was a devout Christian, an apocalypse aficionado, and MAD magazine's most prominent creator of 1950s grotesquerie. And—now—a fine artist.
