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pufflehuff
05/07/09

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The last time I went to KFC, the Berlin wall was yet to fall. I don't think the two events were related, but I can't tell for sure.
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Mike Jahn
05/06/09

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And what's Obama Fried Chicken, chopped liver?
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Matt Cherette
05/06/09

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Am I the only one that thinks the new "grilled chicken" looks like oddly-shaped panini?
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
05/06/09

@mattchew03: Shhhh. It be subliminal and ish. You're not s'posed to tell.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
05/06/09

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This doesn't seem right. Oprah tells us she cares about us. If this were true she would not be working with mass murderous livestock robofarmers. Oprah, it's not all about the money is it? (And how much are the bad guys into you for? 60, 70, 80%? Do you have to launder money through Antigua to pay them?)
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notmyproblem
05/06/09

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I love when people go apeshit over a $4.00 coupon. It's not like KFC is giving away free laptops.
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pufflehuff
05/07/09

@notmyproblem: Now that I would trample for!
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RonMwangaguhunga
05/06/09

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I'll go with a flavorless Subway sandwich with the assy bread. At least they don't have riots.
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Lizawithazee
05/06/09

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Poor Oprah, she's like the weird kid who keeps giving away his lunch AND his allowance so someone will sit by him in the cafeteria. Except that she has already bought all the friends anyone could ever want. We get it, Oprah. You want to be our friend. You're nice. You want to give us cars and inedible fast food. Thanks! You've done your penance, really, it's okay to stop now.

She creeps me out, sorry about the tirade.
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HiredGoons
05/06/09

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LET THEM EAT STEAK.
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pufflehuff
05/07/09

@HiredGoons: If only I could heart you twice.

(Actually, Gawker, where have the hearts gone today?)
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pufflehuff
05/07/09

@pufflehuff: Fast work Gawkerers, thanks!
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TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing
05/06/09

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What kind of racial epithets?
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
05/08/09

@TillieHarper: Deep Purple ones. You win.
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The Queen of No
05/06/09

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Okay, so the real question I have is, did anyone actually get their free chicken? I'm curious as to how good grilled chicken at KFC is.
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TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing
05/06/09

@the queen of no: No, the real question is, will the colonel accept the El Pollo Loco Grilled Chicken Challenge?

[inr.mediaseed.tv]
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
05/06/09

@TillieHarper: I'm sure Bobby Flay can take him.
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ifstone
05/06/09

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Wait a sec. They gave Colonel Sanders a coif and an apron that's soaked in chicken blood:
[web.mit.edu]

He looks less Klanny now.
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Lymed
05/06/09

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What's the point of KFC if it isn't fried?
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The Queen of No
05/06/09

@Lymed: 'zackly.
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ifstone
05/06/09

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BREAKING: Kentucky Fried Panda is accepting the Oprah coupons. Said to be "Finger Ling Ling good!" (Copyright (c) George Meyer of "The Simpsons.") The Chinese UN ambassador has lodged a formal protest in the Security Council. Trade war imminent.
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Kirth
05/06/09

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Wait a minute...people actually WANT explosive diarrhea?

Hell, just drink some old milk, it'll have the same effect as two pieces of KFC "chicken".

Really, how do you KNOW it's "chicken". Because they TELL you? HA. From what I hear "waterboarding" isn't "torture" so as far as I'm concerned you can call anything ANYTHING and have it mean...umm, NOTHING.

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south2nd
05/06/09

@Kirth:
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Goddamn it, you're annoying

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mmstk101
05/06/09

@south2nd: I think I love you.
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Rumpelstilskin
05/06/09

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Oprah is undoing all the racial harmony the Obama's brought over a few pieces of chicken, what's next?
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RonMwangaguhunga
05/06/09

@Rumpelstilskin: The Oprah chicken riots? Not a good look. I'd say "The Movement" just took a backwards step. Thanks, Oprah.
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