Ann Romney Once Walked In On George Bush Getting a Massage, and Other Traumas Told on Rachael Ray This Morning

Continuing her "we're real human people with real human blood" talk-show tour, Ann Romney stopped by Rachael Ray's show today.

Continuing her "we're real human people with real human blood" talk-show tour, Ann Romney stopped by Rachael Ray's show today.

How, big, grand, and downright awesome is the November issue of Rachel "Rachael" Ray's magazine, Every Day With Rachel "Rachael" Ray? So god damn awesome that they decided to charge subscribers double for it! From the NYT:
Michael Chiklis is an actor and a musician, but did you know he's also an impressionist? Here he recalls a phone conversation he had with and older Marlon Brando and basically wows Rachael to pieces.
Rachael Ray had the Real Housewives of New York City on her show to teach us their life-saving tips. Here Countess LuAnn de Lesseps makes sure we all know which bread plate and water glass is ours. She's so helpful.
This morning on Rachael Ray, Julie Bowen was the latest celebrity to play Heads on Sticks. Watch as Bowen dishes on her Modern Family cast-mates in the game taking daytime tv by storm, now complete with ominous music.
This man claims his fear of turkeys has prevented him from enjoying grocery shopping, family outings, and even Jets games. With the holidays around the corner, Rachael Ray is determined make him learn how to embrace the fowl.
What's new with Jimmy Fallon? He and The Roots will have their own float in next week's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Late Night hit 300 episodes, and Neil Young did an impression of Jimmy's impression of him. Bonus thank-you song inside!
Rachael Ray probably has the most annoying talk show currently on television. However, today her guest was the charming Russell Brand and he made the most annoying parts of her show- cooking and obnoxious games- entertaining. It's a TV miracle!
This morning, Rainn Wilson stopped by Rachael Ray's kitchen to promote his altruistic new guide to life book Soul Pankcakes. Somewhere along the way, out came his Office co-stars heads on sticks and rapid-fire questioning, truth serum to the stars.
This morning Ken Jeong, everyone's favorite Spanish teacher, stopped by the Rachael Ray Show to promote Community. In a delightful twist he decided to stick around a bit longer for the cooking segment. Watch and enjoy the awesomeness that followed.
Rachael Ray asks why Kim Kardashian is reportedly dating John Mayer when she told her to date a gardner! Kris Jenner explains that Kim is loving single life, then asks the audience to hand over their cute sons. Watch inside.
On the Late Late Show, Ray promoted her new show Rachael Ray's Week in a Day. When Craig Ferguson suggested tweaking the title to "Rachael Ray, She's Sometimes Gay," Ray admitted that she would go gay for Tina Fey.
In your unemployed Friday media column: The NYT magazine editor search continues, top editors shuffle in and out of magazines elsewhere, an ill-advised warning for young journalists, and Robin Givhan on the Essence RACE SCANDAL.
Today at Gawker.TV, Rachael Ray and Shaq grocery shop together, Will Ferrell's Big Lake, Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence make us flash back to the 90s, and Stephen Colbert is upset with Newsweek's list of the world's best countries.
Shaq challenged Rachael Ray to a burger cook-off on his show, Shaq Vs. The daytime TV chef suggested a swordfish burger. Shaq exclaimed in disbelief, fearing she might be attempting to kill him via swordfish barb ingestion.