Here's a problem I see: When you're a stylist, you're a walking business card, and Taylor's business card looks like she walked into Kinkos and said "gimme somethin' quick, whatever you got in a sans serif, maybe a picture of the globe, cause I'm global. And I need it in an hour." #taylorjacobson
Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.
And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
@Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
@Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
@Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.
That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously? #joebiden
Tyra Banks should sue Abercrombie, Beyonce and Christian Siriano for stealing fierce from her. Seriously- she's been saying that since at least cycle 1.
I'm a boy who doesn't give too much of a shit about my appearance (mostly because I naturally look so fine, obviously), but the Lohan situation bothers me (so much as crap I don't really think about except for when I come across it on Gawker can) because it's quite obvious she's not planning for the future, so far as her plastic surgery is going. Her lips are going to end up being a disaster; as someone with some kin about fifteen years older than her who did this same series of weird cosmetic procedures, I can attest that after a while it turns into a weird fluffy pair of quack pillows that serve to cover your teeth and freak out little kids. It's strange, too, when one thinks about the fact that there was actually nothing wrong with her to begin with; she was quite beautiful, exotic even with her freckles and her red hair and all of that. But now she's going to be constantly chasing after the touch-ups, to keep it "maintained" but with diminishing returns. Whether this means she is merely short-sighted or she doesn't think she'll live long enough to have to worry about it is up in the air, of course, since I don't intend to ask her about the matter.
I don't know why I felt the need to type all of that. It's just the first thing I thought when I saw her picture, right before I considered eating a leftover BLT from a few days ago.
@ampersandparade: your attempts at being cool failed miserably...we all know you're secretly a Lindsey stalker, and not a second goes by without you thinking of ways to sneak into her bedroom sniff at her underwear and poo in her closet...
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Oh. My. God.
This is like, literally, shocking. Literally. I am not. even. kidding. #taylorjacobson
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WeepyVP JoeAnd he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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WeepyVP JoeEither this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.
Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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WeepyVP JoeThat being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
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I don't know why I felt the need to type all of that. It's just the first thing I thought when I saw her picture, right before I considered eating a leftover BLT from a few days ago.
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Maybe this was like a 10,000 mile tune-up because his engine had developed a ping.