@MissNormaDesmond: In addition to suggesting you keep your slashed wrists submerged in "hhwhaw-turr" (I've always felt Martha's high-falutin' pronunciation of "water" was a good thing.)
I have to stand by my girl Maura Tierney. She's every boozy, bitchy cigarette-sneaking fruitfly-in-training that I went to Catholic school with. She's the lemon in my Diet Coke. Get well girl, but not so well that we can't do an Irish pub/piano bar crawl someday.
Christian Audigier has his own private label Ed Hardy Champagne. It's a blanc de blanc specifically, and while not bad, it's still pretty ridiculous. I was recently laid off by a bar who served this to its clientele.
Sorry, Rachel Ray is no crazy cake lady. The woman refuses to measure anything, ever, so baking is out of the picture. The title of Crazy Cake Lady rightfully belongs to Sandra Lee and her repulsive Kwanzaa cake. Who knew baking could be offensive!
@cmd: I've seen a lot of double posting YouTube clips in comments. Not sure what's going on or what's confusing people, but if you see your video show up twice, go back and delete one of the embed codes.
@cmd: This is the kind of cooking show that would appeal mainly to that certain type of WASPy Midwestern housewife who spends the majority of her waking hours in a haze of anxiolytics and crying fits in her exurban Ohioan McMansion. Let me go ahead and hazard a guess that it's on at one o'clock in the afternoon on weekdays.
R. Pattinson and K. Stewart would produce beautiful children? I'm not so sure. Using the power of modern technology, we've deduced that their child would look like this
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Also that cake makes me want to die and throw up, in that order.
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