Everybody hurts sometimes — even Gwyneth Paltrow.

Today Star reported that Britney Spears' ex-husband Jason Alexander had a phone conversation about current boyfriend Jason Trawick "beat on me." Hours later, Radar published audio of the alleged conversation. But Britney's lawyers say it's all a fake.

Today, The View welcomed Radar Online's David Perel to discuss the site's exclusive Oksana Grigoviera/Mel Gibson tape scandal. In this clip, watch Whoopi Goldberg give Perel the third degree after Perel insists that the site was just "reporting the news."

Former Party of Five star Jeremy London was kidnapped while changing his tire in Palm Springs. Two men held him at gun point, made him do drugs, and then distribute alcohol in a "gang area." He later escaped. Crazy!

Larry King's wife, Shawn King, overdosed on pills on May 28, according to RadarOnline. In a recording of the 911 call, her father tells the operator "I can't wake her up," and "I don't think she did it on purpose."

Apparently one of America's favorite guidos was doing a bunch of blow while filming in Miami, but RadarOnline won't say who. Which one is it? Snooki? JWOWW? Vinny? The first person to say "all of them" gets shot.

Today RadarOnline said Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner didn't hit on Jessica Simpson because he has a girlfriend. Last month, the National Enquirer—also owned by AMI!—outed him. Are they trying to have their gay-ke and eat it, too?

It was no shock that Snooki has naked photos on the internet, but we were a little surprised to hear that she may have been a part of a teenager's death.

The inevitable nude Snooki pics have finally made their way online and they are shockingly safe for work. The masterminds behind NakedSnooki.com promise more.

Remember Kari Ann Peniche the former beauty queen and possible madam from our Eric Dane-Rebecca Gayheart chat à trois video? She is still around, now with a dance single about the most famous moment in her life.

After sleeping with all those skanks, Tiger definitely needed to get to a clinic, but the Pine Grove mental health facility center in Mississippi? Isn't that going a bit far?

Someone trashed Jon Gosselin's Upper West Side apartment. It was either his ex-girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, seeking revenge or him seeking attention. Their lawyers disagree! So does the press! Who to believe in this very important case?

We're not providing the link on this one. How do you turn this one into "news"? Blame the mistresses! "It seems Tiger Woods' fourth mistress, Jamie Jungers, wasn't telling the whole story when she described herself as a 'model'."

Once it was confirmed that gay-marriage-hating former Miss California Carrie Prejean has eight sex tapes and 30 nude pictures, you'd think they'd inevitably leak online. Finally, a website says it's got the goods. Update: Porn-addled readers say it's not her.

Heidi Klum had a baby girl on Friday night. Congrats! Well, some gossip outlets shouldn't be busting open the champagne, because while she was having the kid, they were fighting about whether or not she had it already.

New information has emerged on the child labor violations of "fledgling internet site" (ha) RadarOnline. We will cover this story with the same verve with which RadarOnline covers Octomom. Illegal, baby-endangering verve, that is!

Now this is some sort of karma: a report says that the state of California is going after RadarOnline for exploiting Octomom's kids, with their relentless Octomom videos. [UPDATED below]

"Most Americans had likely never heard of RadarOnline before now. But the site almost instantly made a name for itself with the Octo-Mom story."—LAT, today. Come on now. I mean, really.