Hillary forgiving loans to her campaign, Bill walking away from $20 mil owed him, DOES MONEY GROW ON TREES IN CHAPPAQUA??? asked the vast right-wing conspiracy.
Raffi only had $38,000 in cash and jewelry back in June? He should have taken lessons from fellow con man, Made-off, who is still tooling around the Upper East Side in his chauffeur-driven limo.
Good grief. This guy just looks like he's undressing your bank account with his Marcello eyes. You lose money to Bernie, fine -- Bernie looks like a jokey osteopath. But this guy?
Yo yo yo bay BEEEEE. I got what you iz needin' right here bay bee. Ooooh SNAP! Why don't you come to my crib bay bee and let DoctorEcks show you a thing or two. Ya wanno do some blow off mah peckuh bay BEEEEE! Oooo SNAP! Ooo I am tellin' yoo bay BEE i gawt what you iz needin'. Follieri is a damn foolieri bay BEE. Dat fool punk got nuttin' on me. An as fo' Mr. Brown univericity an shit....don' get me stahted on his punk ass. Come on Annie bay BEEE.....you know you wants to do a Jager bomb with me babe BEEEE! Word!
Oh and to Ruth Reichl: maybe if you hadn't spent years skewering NY restaurants while wearing a wig, sunglasses and a picture hat, the guy at the door would have recognized you.
Is Page Six aware that "blue blood" does not mean rich? Because blue bloods are not known for bragging about being buddies with the Pope. Let's face it, the Pope is downright tacky.
I'm here to fend off all jerks. That's some heroic language right there, in fact! I am alternately charming and pliable. Let's spend nights in shining armor.
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Dear Anne,
I almost forgot to brush my teeth before going to work this morning.
How's that? You like that? Unsavory.
Yours,
Moff
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Thanks gogglegirl, but let's face it.... this one was TOO EASY!
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It makes me laugh even harder picturing him cowering when she gives him a command.
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I'm here to fend off all jerks. That's some heroic language right there, in fact! I am alternately charming and pliable. Let's spend nights in shining armor.
Courtney Love can give you my email.
Herbal Essences,
Aaron