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    Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!

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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/27/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    Hey, I was wondering if somebody could help me identify the blond backup dancer in this obscure clip, at 0:16. Any takers?

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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    11/27/08

    @bjonston: Patsy Kensitt?
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    Image of Aethyr Aethyr
    11/27/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    How does he hold a pen? :<
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    11/27/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    it's douche-inspired...


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    Image of feistykate feistykate
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    I am beyond disappointed that someone in the Nick Denton empire hasn't gone after the question on everyone's mind - how tall _is_ Rahm Emanuel.


    I had to read like 4 yahoo answers that said *4'11"* before spending an afternoon looking at pictures of him standing next to other people. It was awful and I'll probably lose my job.

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    Image of Shelwood Shelwood
    11/27/08

    @feistykate: Do they still have that suggestion area on the Obama site? You could ask them to put foot and inch marks on Volcker, like the doorway of a convenience store.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    I thought homey was throwin gang signs...

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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    Now THAT's what Thanksgiving is all about.


    Of course, I've been saying that about everything this week.

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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    Even his handwriting is hot.
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    Image of Cultmember Cultmember
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    A Yakuza Thanksgiving?
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    11/26/08

    @Cultmember:


    It proves how committed you are to the holiday.

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    Image of rajmahall rajmahall
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    Calling Rahm fingerless is obviously an exaggeration. I do wonder, however, if true fingerlessness wouldn't actually be the sexier option. Anything to resemble Kevin McDonald:



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    Image of RunawayPancake RunawayPancake
    11/26/08

    @rajmahall:

    more Kevin McDonald
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    Image of rajmahall rajmahall
    11/26/08

    @RunawayPancake:


    Duh!!



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    Image of llamalash★ llamalash★
    11/26/08

    @rajmahall: Not to be a bitch or anything, but no Kevin McDonald tribute is complete w/out the notorious Head Crusher vs. Face Pincher video.


    Get on it! (sorry, the holidays make me bossy)

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    Image of rajmahall rajmahall
    11/26/08

    @llamalash: Here you go, you jerk!



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    Extra credit: Nobody's Home (where Kevin plays the Head Crusher's adorable Russian girlfriend)



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    Image of llamalash★ llamalash★
    11/26/08

    @rajmahall: You are SO my hero now! I've seen it a million times, and it never gets old. Love that!
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    I bet that stubby little finger is responsible for a lot of pleasure.


    Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

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    Image of Morales_Verguenza Morales_Verguenza
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    You guys realize Rahm was the managing director at Fannie Mae?
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    11/26/08

    @Morales_Verguenza: Whoa, take a nap in this town, and... When was this?
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    Image of FracturedAcetabulum FracturedAcetabulum
    11/26/08

    @Morales_Verguenza: hasn't been on the board since 2001.
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    Image of Meg Meg
    11/26/08

    @Morales_Verguenza: Who's Fannie Mae? I thought her name was Fannie Ann Freddie.
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    Image of Morales_Verguenza Morales_Verguenza
    11/26/08

    @FracturedAcetabulum: Almost as if he wasn't there at all! Simmer down... just saying Rahm is a sleazy piece of pumpkin pie is all, don't mean to cast bad vibes on ol' Obama-Montana. Good to have a guy who knows what's going on, right?
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    Image of FracturedAcetabulum FracturedAcetabulum
    11/26/08

    @Morales_Verguenza: I agree with the sleeze comment, but then again, aren't all political figures just a wee bit sleezy?

    Enjoy your pumpkin pie.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/26/08

    @Morales_Verguenza: How does it follow that because he was a Director at Fannie Mae seven years ago, he is necessarily sleazy? I'm interested in the logic.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    I wish I had kids, so I could say that this turkey is better than anything they ever did. But instead I'll just say it's the Best. Turkey. Ever.


    *swooning a little, and pass the gravy ***

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    Image of Double Banger Double Banger
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    I'm calling hoax. That Spiegelman guy is a fucktard.
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    Image of Shelwood Shelwood
    11/26/08

    @Double Banger: Do.Not. speak ill of the Spiegs. Rahm Emanuel will mess you up for that.
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    I read somewhere that Barry once quipped:
    "When Rahm lost his middle finger it rendered him almost mute".
    What's NOT to love about these guys?
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    Image of Lonely Goatherd Lonely Goatherd
    11/26/08

    @phlox: Oh, I get it!
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    11/28/08

    @Lonely Goatherd: Here's video of it:


    The White House is cooler than ever.

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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    11/26/08

    In reply to Happy Hideously Deformed Holidays From Rahm Emanuel!
    Happy Thanksgiving to to everyone at Gawker.


    And a special Happy Thanksgiving to all of you talented, brilliant, funny, biting, different, aware, caring, commenters.

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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    11/26/08

    @Dickens_Ghost: I just watched your new version of Little Dorrit tonight. It rocks and the casting is inspired. So, thanks for that. Also, how do you feel about that artificially bronzed and ridiculous person David Copperfield nicking your copyright for his actual name? I always wanted to ask you.


    How goes the netherworld, btw?

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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    11/27/08

    @Calraigh: Its worse than you can imagine. Every day at lunch time Dostoevesky and Joe Conrad come by and sit at my table. Talk about depressing.


    What makes me even sicker about that second rate illusionist is that David Copperfield (my most autobiographic book) is a name I chose as a reverese of Charles Dickens. Damn him.

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