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Scarlett Johansson's Five Imaginary Fathers

Everybody listen: Scarlett Johansson is saying stuff. About men. Heroic men! Iconic men! Men she would like to honor! The blonde actress, who insists on putting out an unwanted record, reveals the five guys she considers her "dads": Woody Allen, Bill Murray, Tom Waits, Barack Obama, and Bob Dylan. Suck it, actual dad! While a waggish type might be tempted to point out that none of these "dads" saved her from looking like an alien albino on the cover of Paste, a wiser person would examine her dad choices and ponder the question: Aren't these just a bunch of random old guys that probably don't even know her that well? More »

1:29 PM on Thu May 8 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
6,004 views, 64 comments

Latest by n/a: The newest in a list that I am sure will continue to run and run why I wish Scarlett Johannssen would shut the eff up. I just wish she wou more »