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Schizophrenia Is The New Ad Gimmick

Walking westward on Prince St. between Mulberry and Mott Streets, I heard a woman's voice in my head whispering, "Who's there? Who's there?" Not like I "heard" a woman's voice like when I wear flared jeans with skinny shoes and I "hear" a woman's voice in my head say, "Wait, you've got to be kidding?" but like an actual woman's voice in my head. This usually means I've had a psychotic break. More »

2:25 PM on Tue Dec 4 2007
By Joshua Stein
28,605 views, 69 comments

model behavior

America's Most Smartest Model Also Most Rapiest

Apparently there's a television show on VH1 called America's Most Smartest Model in which a group of models live together and strive to perform basic tasks like eating and exercising and trying not to sexually assault each other. The winner receives $100,000 and the title "America's Most Smartest Model." For one of the contestants, a Russian named Andre Birleanu, the eating and exercising were fine, but that last part he had some trouble with. More »

10:40 AM on Fri Oct 26 2007
By Joshua Stein
17,020 views, 58 comments

catfights

'Radar' v. Richard Johnson: It Is So On!

"Emasculated? We'll See!" was the headline of the Page Six item this morning that basically told New York magazine's Vanessa Grigoriadis to watch what she said about that venerable gossip institution, because the males of Page Six would totally rape her... except maybe not because she's so darn hairy and ugly. Charming. Not to mention completely out of proportion! Grigoriadis's claim—that the column was "emasculated" after former Sixer Jared Paul Stern was accused of trying to blackmail supermarket magnate and (whatever, alleged) Radar investor Ron Burkle, wasn't even that controversial. And Richard Johnson's move to cover his ass by whipping out his dick, as it were, seems to have completely backfired. More »

4:56 PM on Tue Oct 16 2007
By Emily Gould
5,420 views, 46 comments

Latest by KarenUhOh: Mainly it was the tired shrug of nothing profound or witty to say. more »