The Most Famous Cock Shots of All Time

The moment has arrived: Congressman Anthony Weiner's naked penis picture has gone public. But how does it rank in the great history of dong shots? Resident genital experts Maureen O'Connor and Brian Moylan give their reviews of some famous celebrity dick pics.
Oprah's Finale Wasn't Her Highest Rated Episode
A whopping 16.4 million people watched Oprah's final episode, besting even the prime-time competition for the week, but her highest-rated show remains "Why I Love Older Women" from 1993. And that, ladies and gentlemen, will be her legacy.
Everyone Was Watching Fancy TV Shows Last Night
Guess some people don't mind being told what to watch as much as I do. Cable's new crop of prestige dramas—AMC's The Killing, Reelz' The Kennedys, and Showtime's The Borgias—all performed rather well last night.
Oscar Ratings Are Down from Last Year
Preliminary ratings for last night's Oscar broadcast indicates it was down 7% from last year's audience of 41.7 million viewers. Several awards shows recently saw an uptick in ratings but it appears the Oscars are immune. Let's blame James Franco.
The Grammys Attract Its Biggest Audience in a Decade
About 26.5 million people tuned into see just which way Lady Gaga was born at the Grammys last night. That's the show's largest audience since 2001. That also means a record number of people saw Justin Bieber lose. Perfect!
Is Your Blog Content Just Secret PR Crap? (Maybe!)
In your opportune Tuesday media column: Sean McManus leaves as head of CBS News, HuffPo bloggers timidly call for pay, Bill O'Reilly is full of shit, NYT correction of the day, magazine circulation drops, a new editor at the Chicago Reader, and how much can you trust your free guest blog content?
Super Bowl Sets New Ratings Record
Yesterday's broadcast of the Super Bowl netted 111 million viewers, breaking last year's record of 106.5 million viewers. Those lousy advertisers got their money's worth!
Don't Worry, Skins Is Not Getting Canceled
Though ratings dropped 50% in its second week, the much-maligned series Skins, MTV's adaptation of a British series about drugging, sexing kids, will not be canceled. Network execs say they're standing by the show. Standing, awkwardly trying to hide boners.
Piers Morgan Less Interesting After One Day
As expected, ratings for Piers Morgan's CNN show plunged after its first episode. Well...good effort.
Piers Morgan Can Enjoy at Least One Night of Good Ratings
Piers Morgan's CNN talk show debuted last night with 2.1 million viewers, compared to a 657,000 average in that time slot last quarter. (Although reviews sucked.) Thanks, Oprah fans! Unfortunately, Piers, it's all going to be downhill from here.
Last Night's TV Ratings Reflect a Return to Tastefulness in 2011
The year-in-television is off to an auspicious start, with last night's Craigslist Killer movie becoming Lifetime's fifth-highest rated film ever, and ABC Family's Pretty Little Liars landing in their all-time top-five. Bonus: TMZ on TV has been renewed until 2014!
The Average American Watches 34 Hours of Television a Week
"Americans watched more television than ever in 2010." U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
MPAA Decides Lady Oral Sex Deserves an R After All
The Weinstein Company recently appealed the NC-17 rating given to its Oscar-bait film Blue Valentine, assigned because Ryan Gosling goes down on Michelle Williams in one scene, and they've won! The film will be R-rated now, no cuts necessary.
Like Their Hero, Sarah Palin's TV Audience Quits
Aw, moose turds. As expected, Sarah Palin's Alaska, the former governor's TLC reality show, dropped 40% in the ratings from week one to week two. It still nabbed 3 million viewers on Sunday, good for cable, but it's no mega-hit.
Sarah Palin's Reality Show Sets Ratings Record
The (ridiculous) premiere episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska was the most-watched debut in TLC history with 5 million viewers—which is huge for cable. All you liberals tuning in hoping for a trainwreck aren't helping!
