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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    08/31/09

    In reply to Cindy Adams: Crazy Dog Lady
    "Juicy" isn't a dog. It's a fucking goddam adjective.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    08/31/09

    In reply to Cindy Adams: Crazy Dog Lady
    I fully understand dog love and even obsession, but I think she should draw the line at wearing the same unfortunate hairstyle as a Yorkie.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/31/09

    In reply to Cindy Adams: Crazy Dog Lady
    The most surprising part of this is that Cindy Adams admits to having pit hair.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    08/31/09

    In reply to Cindy Adams: Crazy Dog Lady
    I'm betting she sings the Kids In the Hall Terriers song, A LOT.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/28/09

    In reply to Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
    Hmmm, my high school girlfriend (yes, i dated women once), went to Harvard.
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    Image of happymisanthrope happymisanthrope
    04/28/09

    In reply to Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
    Obviously this is just another prank pulled by the MIT students.
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    Image of Mr. Bar Mr. Bar
    04/28/09

    In reply to Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
    Get the Palins down there with a few BB-guns - and thats all she fucking wrote.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    04/28/09

    @Mr. Bar: First, fire up the Blackhawk 'copter.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/28/09

    @Mr. Bar:


    Close. I believe the .22 is the missile of choice for rats.

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    Image of LilyBlue LilyBlue
    04/28/09

    In reply to Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
    Must be those whacky Real World Brooklyn kids again. Not that a single one of them would ever have a prayer of getting into Harvard.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    04/28/09

    In reply to Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
    Nicodemus?
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    Image of kitkatsplash kitkatsplash
    04/28/09

    In reply to Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
    Julia Allison is current in Boston. Must be the ghosts of last night's pre frosh binge drinking party.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    04/28/09

    In reply to Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
    Sounds like an episode of Fringe. What would Walter make of it all? (Does anyone else watch that show? The Pippin reference last week was the absolute best!)
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    04/28/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: I know exactly what walter would say: "wonderful! Rats are delicious and high in protein!"
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    04/28/09

    @m4ximusprim3: HA! And you could be sure he was speaking from experience.
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    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    04/28/09

    In reply to Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
    I live in Cambridge and the rat problem is for realz. (When my husband called someone with the city because a rat was stuck in our garbage, this woman came and extricated the thing and ... let if free for some legal reason. I'm even a vegetarian, but I thought she should have killed it dead.) But I had no idea the rat parade had spread all the way up Western to Harvard. Makes my day, kinda.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    04/28/09

    @ginger rant: I tend to overfocus on details. How did a rat get "stuck" in your garbage? I didn't think a rat could get stuck anywhere. I'm not doubting you, just curious.
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    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    04/28/09

    @Tart of Darkness: Totally fair question; I was deliberately short-handing the story above for fear of being windy. But since you asked ...


    My husband was throwing out one of those wrought-iron lawn chairs, and the rat's foot got caught at the intersection of a chair leg and one of the support bars. I think. I was cowering in the kitchen the whole time, saying an atheist's prayer that the rat wouldn't eat his leg off (as I hear they sometimes do) and escape (so sure was I that the city would come and destroy him/her, thereby reducing the city's rat problem by one), so this is entirely secondhand. Glad you asked? I thought so!

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    04/29/09

    @ginger rant: I am!


    It's a shame they just let him go. They should have sent him to a re-education camp instead.

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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    04/28/09

    In reply to Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
    So it's time for the Harvard science lab to start breeding some big, giant alley cats.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    04/28/09

    @aurora*raby: Now that's the spirit! I'm writing a grant proposal right now and will sell it to the highest bidder at Harvard.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    04/28/09

    In reply to Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
    The rats are pouring out of Harvard, then getting jobs on Wall Street and writing for "Two and a Half Men."


    (This joke was brought to you by the year 2007.)

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    Image of Ha Ha Sound Ha Ha Sound
    04/28/09

    In reply to Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
    Maybe it's just a bunch of investment bankers wandering around campus, reliving their glory days.
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