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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    07/03/09

    In reply to NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly Can't Keep His Keystone Capos Under Control
    Benny Hill and Monty Pychon, with a sprinkle of Dr. Who, can explain pretty much everything happening in Ameerica today.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    07/03/09

    @Weegee's bored: including my typing.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/03/09

    In reply to NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly Can't Keep His Keystone Capos Under Control
    Do you think Gianelli got pressure from the union to get these desk guys out on the street so they can get a raise?


    It is true, though, that when you cross Kelly he'll cut you out like he'd pit a cherry.

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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    07/03/09

    @BookishLookish: As always, BL, good thinking: Follow the money.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    07/02/09

    In reply to Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
    A Pug puking is just a ploy to depopulate the planet.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    07/02/09

    In reply to Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
    I also once barfed chicken vindaloo into my own lap while wearing a white outfit. That one was fun.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/02/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: Into your own lap? What, there were no heads of state next to you? This is why you'll never be president.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    07/02/09

    @SaraRueful: That possibly homeless looking dude could possibly have been Boutros Boutros-Ghali - hard to say when you're wearing 3D movie glasses and drunk on Colt 45.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    07/02/09

    In reply to Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
    I saw a kid stand up to barf on a moving bus once and people were screaming and jumping and ducking and running action movie style. This little old lady dove into a guy's lap trying to avoid the stream of barf, someone was hanging from the pole, another lady got hit and went down. It all seemed to happen in slo-mo.
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    07/02/09

    In reply to Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
    I almost lost it on a packed uptown 4 train, 8:30am. It was winter and I guess I was getting the flu. I was jammed up against the door with a much shorter young woman smashed up against me. Her head was right at my chest, her hair about touching my chin. I suddenly had the tell tale metallic taste in my mouth, gasping for air, trying to hold back the inevitable. I looked down and thought about who's day would be worse if I didn't keep this under control. If I lost it, it would be directly on top of her head and all over her face and clothes. I couldn't do that to her so I pulled my pashmina over my mouth, contained what I could and had to reswallow the rest. I threw myself off the train at 42nd street and ran to a garbage can. The lucky girl never knew how close she was to the worst day of her life...
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    Image of MissPeacock MissPeacock
    07/02/09

    @maevemealone: I threw up in my scarf at the airport back in December because I was so scared to get on the plane (we were boarding) and I was too far away from a trashcan. Once the scarf was full, I threw up in my winter hat and all over my shirt. Not my finest moment.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/02/09

    @MissPeacock: You know those little bags they used to have for sending out film to be developed (we're talking the old days!)? I threw up in one on an airplane when I was 13.


    My mom always blamed my dad for that one, because he let me have barbecue potato chips for breakfast before we got on the plane that morning.

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    Image of I Love New Jersey I Love New Jersey
    07/02/09

    In reply to Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
    The thing is she shouldn't have been on the subway with the dog in the first place. Hopefully they'll throw some animal cruelty charges at her, too.
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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    07/02/09

    @I Love New Jersey: Are you really this stupid? Is anyone?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    07/02/09

    In reply to Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
    Food poisoning, 125th Street, A/C train platform. Flew out of the open car doors, hands to mouth, vomit collecting in my sinuses, followed by discreet puking onto opposite tracks.


    The only person who saw me looked at me pityingly, "alcoholic white lady in a suit." And I hadn't EVEN had a drink! It was probably bad mussels!


    I threw up again while this dude watched and then got on the next train and went home to lie on the bathroom floor.
    No ticket, no dog carrier full of vomit, didn't even splash my own shoes.

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    Image of sybann sybann
    07/02/09

    @City_Dater: Efficient! Just like a woman.
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    Image of b4nt4 b4nt4
    07/02/09

    In reply to Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
    one time i was passed out in my friend's brand new lexus. when i woke up, she had parked on the side of the street for a few minutes to run into Jerry's Deli (miami beach) and get some food. i felt that unpleasant gurgling from the stomach up my throat and tried to open the door to puke, but she had set the alarm and it started going off and all of the doors locked. people walking by stopped and watched me franticlly try to get out and then throw up 3 bean chili all over the backseat.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/02/09

    @b4nt4:


    Mmmmmmm, 3 bean chili.

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/02/09

    In reply to Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
    Chrissie (tee-hee-lol!) is missing the real counter-angle here.. the pug is a Chinese dog and therefore the NYPD are being racist against the Chinese!
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/02/09

    @lobstr: But the first, main cop was Jewish and the Jews LOVE Chinese, especially on Christmas. Hole in your theory.
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    Image of HowardRoarkLaughed HowardRoarkLaughed
    07/02/09

    In reply to Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
    A friend of mine shit his pants while waiting at Astor Place one morning - bit hungover, thought he had to fart. No go.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/02/09

    @HowardRoarkLaughed: Do you think he stopped once he realized? Or just went with it?
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/02/09

    In reply to Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
    Mossad was behind this.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/02/09

    In reply to Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
    I was on the 4/5 on my way downtown for work, when I realized I was going to vomit. It was rush hour, so I decided to do the right thing and get off at the next stop. I made it upstairs, and the fresh air was starting to relieve my hungover nausea. Then this guy walks by me whose face looks like it's being eaten by some kind of horrible, bright red tumor that almost seems to have sprouted tendrils (seriously bad) and I immediately vomit all over the back of a NY Post vending machine.


    I've never actually looked at somebody's face and puked before.


    I still went to work that day.

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    Image of Rene Sance Rene Sance
    07/02/09

    @Mount_Prion: Might it have been the sight of all those NY Posts that actually put you over the edge?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/02/09

    @Rene Sance: I was actually really proud of my aim.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    06/23/09

    In reply to Killer Cop Trains For War
    I prefer his earlier work with the group Public Announcement. I Believe I Can Fly was a little too commercial for me. I can't get past the child pornography charges though.

    Was anyone else under the impression that he was African American?
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/24/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: He does look a little different, plastic surgery I'm guessing. His earlier work was better. Nice to see him outside of a courtroom.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/23/09

    In reply to Killer Cop Trains For War
    Well it does look like fun!


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