The Definitive Guide to Things I Will Never Write About Again
Tablets, notebooks, and netbooks—there are so many options for mobile computing these days. But which one is right for you? I have no idea! But it's my last day at Gawker!
The Teabagger Enemies List
Who are the Tea Party people going to teabag this November? They have a list! It is literally a list of "Enemies of Liberty." These guys!
Internet Journalism At Its Finest
The 30 Best Kanye West Blingees. [BWE via goldenfidlr via Idolator]
The End of the Listicle
Seriously, this is it. The nadir. Pack it in, Internet. Someone make sure to turn off Digg on the way out. It's time to go home. [L Magazine]
Internets, Gays, Celebrities: Three Things That Will Destroy Your Family This Valentine's Day
The American Family is Under Attack. Homosexuals, liberals, Europeans, celebrities, immigrants—all seek to undermine our nation's moral code. Marriage, parenthood, even chaste teenage courtship are embattled and probably doomed. Movies about children having children out of wedlock, gays trying to marry gays, and…
