St. Camille Donatacci of Jersey has heard your prayers, children, and will return to the Real Housewives a martyr, forced to tarnish her golden shoulders by rubbing them against those sullied by Maloofian greed.
It's not that Real Housewife of D.C. and White House party crasher Michaele Salahi's dance single is awful, which it is, it's that it is so sad. Everything about it is so eye-gougingly sad that it's probably the saddest attempt at a second act in the history of television.
It's official: Bravo has dropped the axe on The Real Housewives of D.C., the first iteration of the Housewives franchise not to make it to a second season. Michaele, cheer up. There's always Celebrity Apprentice. [Washington Post]
Bravo is reportedly shedding some of their Housewives dead weight, thank god. Also today: two Buffy alums find themselves in comedy pilots, Josh Radnor is the hardest working man in showbiz, FX cancels a critically lauded show, and Skins wins.
If you're anything like us, you watch a lot of television, and if you're anything like us you have serious opinions about the things you've watched on TV. Here are the ones we loved (and a couple we hated).
Well, it's finally come to an end. After several terrible months, Bravo's great, great shame has lurched across the finish line and, predictably, nothing was resolved, explained, answered, etc. Everyone just keeps being awful and there is no justice.
Michaele and Moneybags Salahi are smiling like it's their job today, showing America: it matters not how low you go—only how good you look doing it. Michaele knocks out several rumors with one justification... Multiple Sclerosis. Watch inside.
Last night we thought it was the finale, but we were wrong. It was just another episode full of the typical horrors. But vaguely interesting horrors. Good lord, are we starting to like this show?
Yesterday brought the news that Real Housewives of DC star and White House party crasher Michaele Salahi suffers from Multiple Sclerosis. On tonight's episode of Watch What Happens: Live, Salahi's Housewives costar Cat Ommanney coldly asserted her skepticism. Video inside.
Episode Five of this Mid-Atlantic torture chamber descended upon us last night and it was as crazy (or crazier?) as everything that came before it. Accusations were hurled, wigs were worn, and someone went to the hospital.
Last night was episode four of our terrible case study in what happens when everyone's brains turn out the lights and naked, stupid id is allowed to run amok around the Capital region. What a mess.
Tonight, Cat's annoyance starts with the unnecessary security, and escalates with Tareq's use of a whistle for control. Things turn catty over a "bitch" comment and even more dramatic after Cat realizes that *gasp* the stomping grapes are table grapes.
Part Three of our adventure to the bog hell that is Washington D.C. brought us to a vineyard, to a fancy dinner, to the antechambers of hotels, to the Dupont Circle metro stop, and to Paris, France. Woo-Hoo?
Tonight's Real Housewives of DC saw a burgeoning friendship between the Party-crashing Salahis and the bemused Turners. As usual, the Salahis spent the episode humiliating themselves with awkward dancing and the most nonsensical political babble you'll ever hear.
Last night was Episode 2 of this latest, undeniably worst Housewives franchise. What happened? Mostly people said stupid things and then everyone went home, back to the thorny wilds of Virginia, because only one of them actually lives in D.C.
On tonight's Real Housewives of DC poor Paul the "Celebrity Hairstylist" (sic?) had his birthday party invaded by the likes of feuding Linda and Michaele. The two just went at each other, par for the course now. Video inside.
Well, that happened. Bravo unrolled its fifth entry in their wildly successful reality franchise and it was, well, something of a death knell, methinks. For the series, for DC, for women in general. It was just plumb awful, wasn't it?
Bravo's latest celebration of maternal materialism , The Real Housewives of DC, has arrived, and notorious party crasher and Whoopi Goldberg nemesis Michaele Salahi has good company in Cat, a Brit fresh to the DC scene who offends everyone always.
After sitting through Michaele Salahi going on about her spat with Whoopi Goldberg, the rest of the Real Housewives of D.C. cast put it all out there—they're sick and tired of hearing about it. Awkward video inside!
Yesterday, the cast of Real Housewives: D.C. appeared on The View, and somehow during an interview that Whoopi Goldberg wasn't even a part of, the host was accused of attacking Michaele Salahi. Both parties plead their case inside.
