Last night was, thankfully, the finale of this short trip to Miami. Well, short is relative! Though it was only six episodes, it felt like much, much more, didn't it? It's been quite a journey. Let's see where we ended up, eh?
On last night's beautiful grease fire, our wives were throwing parties while throwing themselves into the unknown future. Marriages, meatballs, and Marysol. That's the Miami way.
Last night's episode of Bravo's real-life Dexter series, joy and decorum continued to be brutally murdered by the coven of old witches that stalks the beaches and swamps of southern Florida.
The terrible, no good hurricane that's been raging in Florida for the past couple weeks continues to rage on in terrible, no good fashion. A boy got a car, an old lady got drunk, and art was ruined forever.
The Real Birdturds of Miami screeched in unison last night as they all attended Lea Black's Black Tie Extravaganza at Black House Manor. But one of the ladies was not welcome and there will be vicious hell to pay.
During a recent Real Housewives marathon, I came to a realization: You can identify a rich lady's hometown by the look on her face. Trend-wise, it turns out that cosmetic surgery is more like cosmetics than surgery: Women who live near and socialize with each other end up looking physically similar by dint of…
Well, that happened. A cackling, chemical-mad Andy Cohen pulled back the sheet and revealed his latest hideous creation, a pod of ghouls who haunt the dark sandy shores of America's aging phallus. Yes, it's time for yet another Real Housewives franchise, this one set in sunny Murder Bay, known to the Indians as Miami.…
In the words of the prolific Will Smith, Bienvenidos a Miami. Yep, there's another season of Real Housewives, and Mr. Cohen is poised in his clubhouse, liquored up and waiting to be adored. Did anyone else download the Andy Cohen ringtone? This might have gone too far. Athough I wouldn't mind a Nene one. All it has to…
Bravo has formally announced that the next version of the Real Housewives franchise will be Miami-set and will premiere February 22nd. The real tragedy here? The fourth season of the New York Housewives has been pushed back to the spring.
