The Latest Craze: Sweater-Jewelry Jogging
[Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon in her professional exercise outfit, terribly lost while still trying to finish the Boston Marathon; image via Splash]
Real Housewives of New York: They Shoot Housewives, Don't They?
On last night's episode of this ever-crumbling lady soap, two new people were introduced to us. The tiny person that has leased Bethenny's womb for nine months and the newest Housewife, a dandelion tuft named Sonja.
Real Housewives of New York: The Stoning of Bethenny F.
It was fight night on Harpies Island last night, and boy did those ladies fight. Well, they actually didn't so much fight as relentlessly berate one cast member, the apparently wicked Bethenny Frankel. It was brutal.
Real Housewives of New York: The Manhattan Murders
On last night's episode an old friendship finally completely ground to a halt and exploded. It was inevitable, but still stung to watch. Also happening: a fashion shoot, an embarrassing interview, and a sad day for Crazy Eyes.
Real Housewife Finally Real Wife
[Bethenny Frankel gets hoisted up by her brand new husband outside the Four Seasons hotel yesterday; image via Splash]
Real Housewives of New York: I'll Be Famous When I'm Dead
Last night's episode was all about people's parties. Well, a fashion show is sort of a party. At parties, the Housewives fight, they make up, they laugh, they learn, they love.
There Was a Great Gnashing of Teeth, and Then You Were Gone
[Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon in Miami yesterday, just before the whole of Florida was swallowed by the sea; image via INF]
Real Housewives of New York: How to Be Naked
Last night's Housewives was all about the settling of scores, of clearing accounts, making payments. Last night we saw no cases closed, but many new ones opened.
Real Housewives of New York: I'm A Slave For You
After last week's recappy episode, we are now really in the shit. Last night was the real premiere of this trundling and delicious mess. And it delivered.
Real Housewives of New York: Don't Look Back In Anger
Oh what a year it's been. So much has happened. We've left and returned, had and lost, breathed and blinked. And now finally our long, arduous wait is over. The New York Housewife critters have skittered back into our lives.
These Five Things Are Why Real Housewives of New York City Is Wonderful
There's a new preview reel for the upcoming third season of Real Housewives of New York City and it is just jam-packed with things that make my eyes fall out of my face. Here are the top five things.
Kelly Bensimon Has Some Underwear to Sell You
A new season of Real Housewives of New York City is coming soon. And so Kelly Bensimon has unveiled a brand new website which features not only a blog, but there's also an "online shop" where you'll find Kelly selling underwear that depicts Kelly posing in her underwear. How meta!
LiLo's Pack Rat Problem; Stewart vs. O'Reilly
• As if Lindsay Lohan didn't have enough problems in her life, it seems she's a "secret hoarder," too. In an interview with the Style Network's Niecy Nash, LiLo's shows all her "stuff," which includes a bedroom filled with shoe boxes and a living room that's been turned into a giant closet. On the plus side, if Sam…
The Search for NYC's Most Horrible Women
"Is your closet overloaded with designer clothes and shoes? Do you carry your teacup Maltese as an accessory? Do you live in an amazing home with maids, a chef, a personal assistant or a driver? Do you live a lifestyle everyone envies?"
Coco Gets Ready to Depart; Gaga Gets Bruised
• Conan O'Brien's final Tonight Show airs tonight. Then he'll head off to count the enormous pile of cash that NBC just gave him while he waits until September 1, which is when he'll first be permitted to host another talk show as part of the deal he signed with the network. As for NBC, it will air reruns of The…
Elin Moves Out; Kate Hudson Keeps Her Head Up
• A "bone-thin" Elin Nordegren moved a big bunch of belongings out of the Florida mansion she shares (shared?) with Tiger Woods yesterday; she's supposedly headed "somewhere warm" for Christmas. As for Tiger, it seems he's going to spend Christmas with "the boys." Maybe Rachel Uchitel will stop by for a visit?…
The Countess Does Not Approve
Because there are no more pressing matters of political import to attend to, the House Homeland Security Committee now plans to hold a hearing later this week into how Tareq and Michaele Salahi slipped by security to attend last Tuesday's state dinner, and some lawmakers are calling for criminal charges to be filed…
Mariah Gets Demanding; Jude Law Exacts Justice
• Mariah Carey must be determined to earn back the title of "world's most demanding diva." For an appearance at a London shopping shopping center to kick off the holiday season, she asked for 20 white kittens, 100 white doves, and confetti shaped like butterflies. She also requested a Rolls-Royce, pink carpet, pink…
A New Low for the Lohans
• The Lohan family drama goes on. Another recorded phone call has been released and this one features Dina Lohan telling Lindsay's father Michael that their daughter once punched her and kicked her out of the car. Naturally, LiLo quickly responded on Twitter and called her father a whole bunch of names. And now Papa…
Kelly Bensimon Talks Babies (Listen Up, Bethenny!)
It's been a busy month for Bethenny Frankel. First she got engaged to her boyfriend Jason Hoppy; then, a couple of weeks ago, she confirmed she's a little more than two months pregnant. With the Real Housewives of New York City currently filming its third season, we thought it would be worthwhile to get some…
