Uh, not to be Debbie Downer, but there's a reason why you wait a trimester before telling people. Especially if you're 38.
The cynic in me says she isn't pregnant and there is going to be a very sad arc of her new show dealing with a miscarriage. The hopeful undead part of my heart is crossing my fingers and knocking on wood because whew honey. You are 38. #bethennyfrankel
@Atilla the Bun: Is it? I'm nearing that box and from what I've heard it's not only being that age; it's also never having a child before that raises the risk (though who knows. Maybe B. had a kid at some point that was adopted or something). #bethennyfrankel
@Trulymadlyme: The chances of having a miscarriage before the age of 35 are 15%. Between the ages of 35-45, it's 20-35%, with the percentage going up as the age goes up.
It's certainly higher-risk than if she were 20, but it still does not exactly qualify as truly "high risk." My sister just carried and had a baby at 38 and she was concerned about complications because of her age, but it was not considered a high-risk pregnancy. #bethennyfrankel
2. She is in desperate need of a boob lift or, at the very least, a bra.
3. Her boobs either sweat massively or she's a sloppy drunk who poured a drink down the front of her dress. I'm hoping for sloppy drunk. #realhousewivesofnewyork
In loves me some Realzies (as I call the Real Housewife juggernaut), but why am I being ordered to send an email to Brian Moylan? #realhousewivesofnewyork
Shilling for David yurman should be grounds for being driven into the sea with sticks. Has anyone ever seen uglier jewelry that wasn't on Barbie or a Bratz doll?
@BettyCrocker: I guess I have to stand up for it as my brother works for Yurman and both my parents have quite a few pieces of it. It generally looks nice if worn individually. Although, I do think it has has the aesthetic qualities loved by rich Monterey ex-hippies. Which is about what Yurman's background is.
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The cynic in me says she isn't pregnant and there is going to be a very sad arc of her new show dealing with a miscarriage. The hopeful undead part of my heart is crossing my fingers and knocking on wood because whew honey. You are 38. #bethennyfrankel
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It's certainly higher-risk than if she were 20, but it still does not exactly qualify as truly "high risk." My sister just carried and had a baby at 38 and she was concerned about complications because of her age, but it was not considered a high-risk pregnancy. #bethennyfrankel
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1. She has bad tan lines.
2. She is in desperate need of a boob lift or, at the very least, a bra.
3. Her boobs either sweat massively or she's a sloppy drunk who poured a drink down the front of her dress. I'm hoping for sloppy drunk. #realhousewivesofnewyork
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p.s. is that a sweat between/ below her boobs or a shadow? ewww. #realhousewivesofnewyork
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Shilling for David yurman should be grounds for being driven into the sea with sticks. Has anyone ever seen uglier jewelry that wasn't on Barbie or a Bratz doll?
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Which makes me wonder why she didn't marry Ronn (sic) Tobbloggian.
Also, if you have to tell people that you're a PR Personality, you're probably not.