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    Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together

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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    Even the camera work and editing are douchey. They should run away together. I recommend it, actually.
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    Wretched wretched wretched wretched wretched wretched wretched wretched. That is all.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    Smack me in the head NCIS dude, but I thought they were the same person. Are they? I'm still not sure.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    There isn't a lot of support for my unapologetic femininity in this culture either. Sure, the teeth in my vagina are off-putting, but it's just me being authentic and real.
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    Image of Looker Looker
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    I bet having sex with him is the lamest experience ever. Every guy I have ever met who felt they had to try and prove how masculine they are were the absolute worst in bed.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    09/30/09

    @Looker:

    But, Looker, have you ever been in the middle of coitus and had to get out of bed, look at the dude; say: "This is too lame to continue no matter how big and hard your dick is?"

    Nobody wants that to happen; trust me on this, I've been there.

    And it wasn't Tucker.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    Is he talking about yogurt culture?
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    I've not been so confused about someone's ongoing popularity since I saw a photo of a well-attended meeting of Juggalos.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    Speaking as a Gay, I have to say that if you have to tell people how masculine you are.... ya ain't.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    Tucker Makth ith THUCH a big, thtrong man. Ekthcuthe me while I pretth my pantieth againtht the computer thcreen!
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    I’m all for masculinity, even unapologetic masculinity, but he doesn’t represent. His behavior is unmanly.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    09/30/09

    @iplaudius: Amen.
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    I was up late working and had my TV on autopilot and caught this by accident. This guy is the biggest tool ever. I imagine that the kind of girls who would go out with him are totally insecure goldigger famewhores.

    He will have very shallow relationships and die alone, mark my words.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    09/30/09

    I don't know that you can clathify them ath "relationshipth" when they latht for 15-30 theconds of pleasureleth humping.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    This is the sort of thing that gives apologies a good name.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    He has a lisp too? Ah, hell to the naw.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    What the hell is masculine about poop jokes and date rape? Dude, you're DESTROYING masculinity. You and your merry band of fratty weasels are reducing the idea of being a man to a petty punchline. The whole Tucker Max ouvre is nothing more than "According to Jim" for the under-30 set, a helpful indoctrination program for an overweight middle-aged period of dumbassery prior to justifiable expiration on the couch of some sort of heart defect. Being manly used to have something to do with humility, hard work, sacrifice, and fidelity, and the fact that Tucker Max embodies none of those ideals is comforting to real men. Because real men get to look at "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" and accurately yardstick their superiority.
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    09/30/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Given that you have been very articulate on this matter, I hereby nominate you to be the expert commentator on this topic.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/30/09

    @Urbania: I will second that.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    09/30/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Come on man, drinking, whoring and studying for the bar so you can one day write threatening letters to people! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    09/30/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: You want a blowjob? Cos' I'll give you one. Or two!
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/30/09

    In reply to Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
    Great clip! One more thing to add to my collection of Tucker Max forgetobilia.
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