You know when toddlers can't speak so they pantomime wildly and make guttural shrieks, deep-throated grunts, and other haphazardly strewn nonsensical blather? Yeah, this is what I find is much of the language formation of these kids in the house. Some variation of, "Me eat. Me sleep. Me want hump like hyena. Me mad. Taco. Hooter. num. num. ham sandwich."
Oh, and that Schlimazel Hoottenpooter needs to eat just always.
What was the deal with them cutting away from the ladysex the second something started to happen? I understand that women don't get together for our gratuitous amusement -- except this is "The Real World," which only exists for our gratuitous amusement. If it had been a guy and a girl, they'd have been giving us green-tinged night-camera shots and smoochy sounds for half the episode.
@TedSez: Do you think in this new world of Gawker commenting, dirty and ludicrously inappropriate jokes will be looked upon as bannable? I mean, there's lesbianism and mexico... so a completely uncalled for "fish taco" joke seemed appropriate. But I no longer know my right from my wrong.
DAMMIT--now that Top Chef Masters is on and liveblogging has once again become my greatest source of joy, I keep forgetting to watch this sh*tshow. But this whole thing makes me sad because my favorite part of the premiere was when they realized half the house was adopted and it was a sweet bonding point and oh I just remembered CJ's body...yummy.
Sorry, what was I saying? Oh Ayiiiiiiiiia's a stupid whore. And also a tribal scream.
@DahlELama: wait, practically everyone on this show is adopted? maybe i should start watching this. i mean...that's kind of amazing, to cast a real world on the basis of adoption papers! thinking outside the box!
I love True Blood but seriously i hope Eric is given a larger role this season. He's an awesome character in the books and I hope the show doesn't deviate from that. My other favorite characters are Lafayette and Pam. As for Sookie, she's probably going to annoy the hell out of everyone but whatever. June 14th could not get here any sooner.
Why did Alex Mack never make it in real life. She was ready. I thought she would be the next Sarah Michelle Gellar if she got her ears pulled back. Then she disappeared. Miss her.
Um, Richard, you forgot Psych! You would deign to mention vacuous shows appearing on ABC family and neglect the Ebony and Ivory comedy gold team on Psych? Sure it's slapstick hijinks minus Fred's ascot and Scooby's sandwiches, but nonetheless it makes for entertaining marshmallow fluff while you wait for the other darker shows about drugs, bloodletting, and the quiet desperation of the 1960's, to hit their mid-summer stride. Surely you must agree. They wear polo shirts and drive small hybrid cars on that show, and wowza! the special effects. "Cue the zing, zang, sound while we highlight a piece of thread and an Indian Head penny on the corner of an area rug in the billiard room, under a candlestick, held by a dead man with Colonel Mustard taped to his chest" Right-O!
@DennyCrane: Yes, a Top Chef Masters live blog will happen. At least, Gabriel Snyder said he'd let me host another one, last time I corresponded with him on the subject.
@PeteyNice: Also mad love here for Big Brother, although after last year's winter edition, I reserve judgment until I can spot at least 2 housemates who don't make me vomit.
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Oh, and that Schlimazel Hoottenpooter needs to eat just always.
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"At least" the bad stuff. Idiot.
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http://gawker.com/5306403/real-world-cancun--please-dont-spit-in-m...
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Sorry, what was I saying? Oh Ayiiiiiiiiia's a stupid whore. And also a tribal scream.
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I'm really not feeling The Fashion Show. If I ever walk past Isaac Mizerables on the street again, I may have to have words with him.
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Comedy gold, that show is.
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TRUE BLOOD
OMFG I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT GOES DOWN WITH SATAN LADY.
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And how dare you insinuate that Gossip Girl isn't real! It is more real than American Idol or Survivor.
While we are on the topic of reality shows, no love for Big Brother?
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