• Profile logout login

#realestatebrokers

Gawker

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #stalker,
  • #opencaption,
  • #internalmemos,
  • etc.

New York, 6:03 PM
Fri Dec 11
55 posts in the last 24 hours

Team

Tip Your Editors:

Tipline: 646-214-8138

Editor-in-Chief:
Gabriel Snyder |

West Coast Editor:
Richard Rushfield |

Contributing Editors:

Valleywag:
Ryan Tate |

Media:
Hamilton Nolan |

Politics:
Alex Pareene |

Investigations:
John Cook |

Entertainment:
Brian Moylan |

Nights:
Adrian Chen |
Azaria Jagger |
Ravi Somaiya |

Weekends:
Foster Kamer |

Video Editor:
Richard Blakeley |

SUBSCRIBE TO Gawker RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
4260 Subscribers
Gawker
  • posts about #realestatebrokers more →

    Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    j-e-l-l-o
     Reply
    If_I_Had_a_Poodle was starred If_I_Had_a_Poodle was unstarred
    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    "Just the tip, just to see how it feels."
     Reply
    Mediahohoho was starred Mediahohoho was unstarred
    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    i do believe the "ultimate line" is the infamous Carolina Mudcat.
     Reply
    johnny_carsick was starred johnny_carsick was unstarred
    Image of Edward Lionheart Edward Lionheart
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    If "cross the line" means penetration, then it's worth saying that Bill Clinton--whom Sanford strenuously denounced and called on to resign--did not "cross the line" with Monica Lewinsky. (I'm sure he crossed the line with scores of others, but not in the Oval Office.) This is a hypocrite of hippopotamic proportions.
     Reply
    Edward Lionheart was starred Edward Lionheart was unstarred
    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    07/01/09

    @Edward Lionheart: I just wish you had thrown the word "Potomac" in there somewhere.
     Reply
    BookishLatkeish was starred BookishLatkeish was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    So, if crossing the line doesn't include blowjobs or sticking a cigar into an intern's naughty bits, that means Clinton is in the clear and the Starr Report really WAS a waste of time!
     Reply
    Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    07/01/09

    @Juancho:


    All these heteronormative, patriarchal motherfuckers need to own their Victorian-era double talk: If sex is defined as the placement of the male member inside the female, then anything else is clearly "not sex." Except when it involves their wives? Make up your minds already.

     Reply
    BookishLatkeish was starred BookishLatkeish was unstarred
    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    You have to read this very literally because that's how these kind of guys order the universe--around the insertion of their penis into a vagina that results in their having an orgasm. Everything else leading up to is the "before" the line.


    Sadly, I am not reading much titillating perversion from the good governor, more like copious weeping and quoting of Matthew after the deed. Snore.

     Reply
    BookishLatkeish was starred BookishLatkeish was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    07/01/09

    @BookishLookish: if he doesn't give me some good Jimmy Swaggart-style "I have sinned" speeches, I'm not interested.
     Reply
    Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    07/01/09

    @Juancho: Good theater.
     Reply
    BookishLatkeish was starred BookishLatkeish was unstarred
    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    "...real estate brokers, as you probably know, are notorious for pleasuring themselves in the properties they're showing when no one else is around."


    Now I can never move. (Is the above really true?)

     Reply
    CaptainFantastic was starred CaptainFantastic was unstarred
    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    07/01/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Yes, I have heard tell of it. I have found men really like sex in an empty house. I think they believe it makes their cocks look huge.
     Reply
    BookishLatkeish was starred BookishLatkeish was unstarred
    Image of BabyJewn BabyJewn
    07/01/09

    @BookishLookish:


    See, now I would have figured what with all that space, it would make their cocks look smaller...

     Reply
    BabyJewn was starred BabyJewn was unstarred
    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    07/01/09

    @BabyJewn: It's like a performer on a big stage, all eyes go there.
     Reply
    BookishLatkeish was starred BookishLatkeish was unstarred
    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    If you look at the WaPo this morning, all the Republicans in SC are scared to death to let Lt. Gov. Andre become governor. And Andre is a bachelor so the rumor mills are running red hot right now about what "line" he crosses. This is so much fun and quite educational.
     Reply
    Rumpelstilskin was starred Rumpelstilskin was unstarred
    Image of skoorey skoorey
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    I read "crossing the line" to mean "falling in love" . . . . sex to republicans, in any form, is not a line or something one crosses. Sanford wears his needy little heart on his sleeve.


    He uses euphemisms like "spark" and "crossing the line" because he can't say the word "love" without crying.


    He reminds me of Tammy Faye.

     Reply
    skoorey was starred skoorey was unstarred
    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    07/01/09

    @skoorey: I read it the same way.
     Reply
    Dickens_Ghost was starred Dickens_Ghost was unstarred
    Image of badasscat badasscat
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    Is it wrong that I'm picturing copious amounts of fisting?
     Reply
    badasscat was starred badasscat was unstarred
    Image of The One The One
    07/01/09

    @badasscat: Making me imagine him doing anything sexual is very wrong.
     Reply
    The One was starred The One was unstarred
    Image of mark duffy mark duffy
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    No Cleveland Steamers.
     Reply
    mark duffy was starred mark duffy was unstarred
    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/01/09

    @mark duffy: I'm not even going to ask.
     Reply
    The Cajun Boy was starred The Cajun Boy was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    I wish this guy would resign and shut up already. Not that I think being a philanderer makes you a bad public servant (just a horrible person), but for the fact that his wife and four boys have to hear him yammer on about his line crossing.


    Enough Sanford. Do something nice for your family. Resign and speak no more.

     Reply
    momof3wildkids was starred momof3wildkids was unstarred
    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    07/01/09

    @momof3wildkids: I couldn't agree more. How much shame do you want to continue to heap on your wife?
     Reply
    TriedandTrue was starred TriedandTrue was unstarred
    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    Bundling?
     Reply
    SarahHeartburn was starred SarahHeartburn was unstarred
    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/01/09

    @SarahHeartburn: What the hell is bundling?
     Reply
    The Cajun Boy was starred The Cajun Boy was unstarred
    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    07/01/09

    @The Cajun Boy: The Puritan version of premarital sex.
     Reply
    Grim Reaper of the Forest was starred Grim Reaper of the Forest was unstarred
    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    07/01/09

    @The Cajun Boy: It's what the Amish do, a kind of courtship. You would like it, TCB.
     Reply
    BookishLatkeish was starred BookishLatkeish was unstarred
    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    07/01/09

    @BookishLookish: Yoof today. What ARE they teaching in school?
     Reply
    SarahHeartburn was starred SarahHeartburn was unstarred
    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    07/01/09

    @SarahHeartburn: I know, querida, what are we going to do with these young things? ;)
     Reply
    BookishLatkeish was starred BookishLatkeish was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gawker account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.