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    A Big Brother Winner's Genius Plan to Parlay Reality Show Victory into Oxycodone Empire

    Armageddon Overdue: Tom Delay's Dancing with the Stars season has arrived
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    10/21/09

    In reply to A Big Brother Winner's Genius Plan to Parlay Reality Show Victory into Oxycodone Empire
    "Instead of refusing to answer questions until he had an attorney, a DEA agent maintains that Big Brother Adam "waiv[ed] his Miranda Rights," and then admitted to using his $500,000 in Big Brother winnings to "purchase large quantities of pills" that he would re-sell up and down the East Coast"
    Only because the DEA agents were cagey enough to prep the interview room to appear as a confetti-strewed stage, with paparazzi and CBS-logoed polo shirt-wearing video cameramen. And a vertically-challenged, cross-dressing DEA agent wearing a hideous - yet expensive - frock pretending to be Julie Chen.
    Seriously: what kind of idiot boasts of his mad drug trafficking skills in a DEA interview room? #adamjasinski
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    10/21/09

    In reply to A Big Brother Winner's Genius Plan to Parlay Reality Show Victory into Oxycodone Empire
    Did the drugs come from Florida? Because I just watched this report on Current, and it was quite the eye-opener: [current.com]

    Wonder if Adam saw it, too... #adamjasinski
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    10/21/09

    In reply to A Big Brother Winner's Genius Plan to Parlay Reality Show Victory into Oxycodone Empire
    It's like he's a toothier, more ambitious version of Richard Hatch. Much better choice of offense, however. Those DEA windbreakers are SO much more stylish than the IRS cardigans. #adamjasinski
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/21/09

    In reply to A Big Brother Winner's Genius Plan to Parlay Reality Show Victory into Oxycodone Empire
    Adam won BB9, which -- depending on how you look at it -- was either two or three seasons ago (BB11 wrapped last month). I only point this out because I think BB9 sucked (hard) and doesn't deserve to be mistaken for BB10 or even, really, BB11. #adamjasinski
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    10/21/09

    @mattchew03: Sort of in the same way that a tarantula's bite is less painful than a black widow's? #adamjasinski
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    10/21/09

    In reply to A Big Brother Winner's Genius Plan to Parlay Reality Show Victory into Oxycodone Empire
    I'm not much into being part of the spelling/grammar gestapo, but as an avid fan of sports-wagering, I am compelled to mention the word is Parlay...

    I was going to then say "just being servicey :D" but the word "servicey" is underlined as a nonexistent word .. oh, the irony! #adamjasinski
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    10/21/09

    @lobstr: methinks this post was written in a whole mess of haste, what with the open anchor tag before "The FindLaw blog…" #adamjasinski
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    10/21/09

    In reply to A Big Brother Winner's Genius Plan to Parlay Reality Show Victory into Oxycodone Empire
    He prints an anti-addiction rag and flipped 500K into illegal Oxyconton distribution? That's one especially evil human. #adamjasinski
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/21/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: He was hedging his risk! #adamjasinski
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    10/21/09

    @BettyCrocker:

    You know, I deleted the part of my comment where I was all "See? It isn't just bankers!" People are just greedy and there's nothing you can do about it except keep the game as fair as possible. #adamjasinski
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/21/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Yup. Which is why this guy shouldn't even get parole. #adamjasinski
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    10/21/09

    @BettyCrocker:

    Stake and burn 'im too, I'd wager. I'm fairly sure that 500K in Oxy does far more damage to poor neighborhoods than the worst fevered dream of a GS trader. #adamjasinski
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    Image of Notsewfast Notsewfast
    10/21/09

    In reply to A Big Brother Winner's Genius Plan to Parlay Reality Show Victory into Oxycodone Empire
    "Hey, how'd you like dat? Huh? You fuckin' maricòn! Hey! You think you can take me? You need a fuckin' army, you gonna take me!

    Y'hear? C'mon! I'll take you all to fuckin' Hell! Come on! Come on! Come to me! Okay! Who you think you fuckin' with?

    I Adam Jasinski! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

    [while being shot repeatedly] I'm still standin', huh! Fuck! Come on!

    Go ahead! I take your fuckin' bullet! Come on! I take your fuckin' bullet! You think you kill me with bullets? I take your fuckin' bullets! Go ahead! #adamjasinski
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    10/21/09

    @Notsewfast: Worst thing you can hear your cellmate say? "Say hello to my little friend". #adamjasinski
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    10/21/09

    @blix: Do tell. Seven-and-a-half years of him. Trying to satisfy you with that little thing?
    It's enough to make one nostalgic over that weekend stint in Riker's during the Fleet Week before last. #adamjasinski
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    10/21/09

    @Trai_Dep: That was you? Small world. #adamjasinski
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    09/16/09

    In reply to Armageddon Overdue: Tom Delay's Dancing with the Stars season has arrived
    I hate the cynicism of this as much as anyone. Go to hell, Disney, you scum! Having said that, I must admit I'd pay to see DeLay dance the jitterbug with one of those big exterminator packs strapped to his back.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    09/16/09

    In reply to Armageddon Overdue: Tom Delay's Dancing with the Stars season has arrived
    This has the potential to be as awkward as Nixon's attempt at a Cha-cha-cha on Dinah!.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    09/16/09

    @Private Hangnail: at least with Tricky Dick you knew you had a meanspirited, sweaty old bastard on your hands.

    Delay is a snake and no dancing in girly shoes is going to change it in my mind but you watch, this will put him back in the good graces of the dumb public. He'll be on every news show for awhile like a soldier returning from war.
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    09/16/09

    In reply to Armageddon Overdue: Tom Delay's Dancing with the Stars season has arrived
    that trailer is evil. Fuck you, ABC. I hope this unctuous fuck breaks his neck.
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    Image of ObamaIsMyPresident ObamaIsMyPresident
    09/16/09

    In reply to Armageddon Overdue: Tom Delay's Dancing with the Stars season has arrived
    I hope his hair system sweats off in the middle of his dance and moonwalks off the stage with Delay left in a puddle of urine and no Depends.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/16/09

    @ObamaIsMyPresident: I think I love you.
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