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    Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans

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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Tom had to settle for a bomb-proof car after shopping for a bomb-proof movie.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Tom's car might be able to repel bullets, but can it repel gay rumors?
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    12/30/08

    @FuryOfFirestorm: It runs on them.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    They should put Prince Edward in the can, like his brother Albert.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    What evil nicknames will Joe Dolce coin for Miss Mills, with the help of his bitchy boy friend Jonathan Burnham, of course? Flys on the Wall, call Gawker!
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    Image of Helman Helman
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Why aren't more of you concerned about what Katie Holmes is wearing in those photos??? I mean: WTF??
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    Image of dontmindme dontmindme
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    First of all, the galaxy is only 4.3 trillion years old, so this '82 trillion years' is just out of the question.
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    12/30/08

    @dontmindme: From what I can tell, Katie Holmes is on broadway in a Space Opera
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Also the Britney item leads me to believe she only likes gay men or men who look/act like gay men.


    Timberlake, K-Fed, Ghalib, etc... all look like they could have stepped right off the cover of Butt Magazine.

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    12/30/08

    @drunkexpatwriter: Every pop star who ends up with a dancer, it never works out. J-Lo did it, Aguilera did it. It's the only available penis when all you do is tour, though.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/30/08

    @drunkexpatwriter: yeah, but hmmm, Bollywood. It's cold where i am, and a nice hot desi sounds pretty good right now.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Mission Impossible 4: The Thetans Strike Back.


    All will be shocked when during the climatic battle sequence Xenu exclaims "Your father, I am your father" before using his Theta Blaster to give Cruise a bad haircut.


    Meanwhile Princess Katie will be flying by in the Scio-Copter fighting an army of well armed and angry psychiatrists who have encased Lady Oprha in carbonite in an attempt to sell her to the evil Harvey "The Hutt" Weinstein.

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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Since Tom is apparently able to drive it, it seems as though the technology to repel craziness still isn't quite ready.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/30/08

    @mmstk101: you mean like a cross between an ejector seat and a breathalizer that detects bat-shit crazy?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    If you can't beat your hunting dog with a stick to make him drop the pheasant you just shot, there's no purpose to royalty anymore in this world. Just let the man swing. The world needs aristocrats.
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    12/30/08

    @Pope John Peeps II: "Congratulations. You have killed a sentient being."


    I can't be the only one who watches Peep Show, can I?

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    12/30/08

    @Pope John Peeps II: Pish Posh
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