Ah, yes. The highly publicized Britney Spears episode. Much like Britney, herself, the episode was hot with lots of sexy dancing, but at the core was shallow and did little more than show Heather Morris' talent, beyond the one liners.
The long awaited return of Glee has arrived! Tonight was packed with Sueisms, a brand new lady(?) football coach, awesome songs, and a slushie to the face. Start warming up, gleeks, it's gonna be a hell of a season.
Lindsay Lohan surrendered herself to a 90-day jail sentence today. Gawker intern Molly Fitzpatrick served as virtual court reporter, watching livestreaming video of Lindsay's arrival and court appearance and culling the highlights for posterity. This is her story.
Well. Last night was quite a doozy of an episode, was it not? Complete with hair-pulling and heel-breaking and police lights flashing blue and lonely outside the high-class North Jersey Country Club. Let's sift through the wreckage.
With only five teams left, things got personal on this leg of the race. One unlucky team was U-Turned in Singapore as the racers drummed, zipped, and sold ice cream (random much, Amazing Race?) to stay on top.
This week on The Race, the teams flew 5000 miles to an African paradise for an island hopping adventure chock full of banana hungry tortoises, stubborn oxen, treasure maps and one really hilarious fruit vendor.
Instead of the usual airport hustle and bustle, this week teams were driven to an unknown location (which ended up being France) and they went to war with each other, themselves, Morse code and some really old bicycles.
Did you miss the Oscars last night? Catch up on what you missed with clips of the 10 most memorable moments, pics from the red carpet, Gawker.TV's five-minute Oscars highlight reel, and our official Oscars post-mortem.
For this leg of the race, the teams flew halfway around the world from Argentina to Germany. They bumbled around Hamburg drinking beer, scarfing down sauerkraut and sucking at soccer, essentially perpetuating every German stereotype. Spreken zie deutsch?
On tonight's 30 Rock, Jack and Liz attempted to give each other zero-dollar presents. How did they do? Watch the clip to find out, but it did involve a bomb threat. Also: Julianne Moore sounding suspiciously like Little Edie Beale.
Karaoke, Twilight, awkward pseudo-hugs, budding gay romances, nutcrackers and Santa making out with... Santa. Where else could you find all of that but at the Christmas party on The Office? Tonight's most eclectic scene was also the cutest. And funniest.
Tonight's episode of Parks and Recreation featured a scene that lots of men and lesbians will relate to: what do you buy your girlfriend for the Holidays? Here, Tom advises Mark on a gift for Ann...a bloody one.
On tonight's Community, Jeff is challenged to a fight by a school bully (Anthony Michael Hall). In the funniest scene of the episode, the rest of the gang attempts to teach Jeff how to throw down, and hilarity ensues.
Season six of Top Chef ended tonight, and a winner has been crowned. Was it Kevin ("Beardo," to the live bloggers), or did one of the Voltaggio brothers—Bryan or Michael—come out on top?
Ah, Saturday Night Live. You're back, and with you, you brought some new names, a huge gaffe on the first night, a much-ballyhooed guest star, Jesus, Ghandi, and every bar in Midtown East's favorite band, U2. How'd you do?
Summer's here (supposedly) and that means television's gone bad. But while you wait for the next season of your favorite show to begin again next fall, there's always the ongoing, glorious, convoluted Astor trial, now rolling into its eighth week, to feed your drama fix. But just in case you haven't been reading all…
The Top 5! Rat Pack croony swoony songs! What a magical combination. Oddly, I don't mean that entirely sarcastically. There was some good sing-sangin' on Idol last night, mostly from my long-term two favorites.
We make fun of everything here, even death. But it's still too soon to laugh over the three SiPort employees gunned down by a coworker, or the misguided teenager who overdosed live on Justin.tv. That said, next week will be open season on the newest little Googler and Barack Obama's Warcraft-addicted policymaker. Life…
Dear readers: Please don't overreact. Valleywag 2009 will have the exact same headcount as Valleywag 2007 — but an order of magnitude more readers. Owen Thomas will run the site all by himself, with me dropping in to blog once in a while. If anything, Owen (photo, left) will be meaner than before. Just look at this…
Nobody wanted to fess up this week. Sergey Brin's journalist mother-in-law can't come out and say that she's in the tank for Google. Wall Street Journal conference organizer Kara Swisher won't confess that she's mean to Google precisely because the search engine employs her newly married spouse. And that's just the…
